Damn my libido!

[Jackalope]

Veegtron.

Somebody better let Victor know FNM confirmed his discovery.

[Captain Colostomy]

I have a sis-in-law who is the W word. For twenty bucks and a blunt she will happily help you with the O word.

[Edwardo Piet]

I was serious

[Faith No More]

Yes, but you didn't give us much to go on. All we know is that you're wanting to shed the 'V,' but we don't what's stopping you.

Can't talk to women? What's the issue?

[Whateverist]

Ooohhh .. that V word. Well you lucky dog. You'll get what so few of us ever had .. a fully conscious, savoring of the experience. You'll get to experience your first petite mort at the hands (or whatever) of your first partner. Do you have anyone in mind to give that to? It would be cool if it was someone who could be just as mindful about the enterprise and enjoy it as such.

Whatever you do, don't think of it as something annoying to be rid of. There are only so many firsts of any consequence in life. Now go forth and carpe some ass! (Don't forget to share the details here.)

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A vagina?

Don't be a cunt, he is serious.

[Edwardo Piet]

Yes, but you didn't give us much to go on. All we know is that you're wanting to shed the 'V,' but we don't what's stopping you.

Can't talk to women? What's the issue?

No one is interested in me. That's the problem. And I don't know why. That's also the problem.

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Ooohhh .. that V word. Well you lucky dog. You'll get what so few of us ever had .. a fully conscious, savoring of the experience.

Everyone says I'm lucky. Well if that's the case I think... why should I bother? I just want to get rid of painful cravings now.

You'll get to experience your first petite mort at the hands (or whatever) of your first partner.

I wish. I am already too old for anyone petite and before I know it I will be too old for anyone 25.

Do you have anyone in mind to give that to?

Too many. But no one who wants it.

It would be cool if it was someone who could be just as mindful about the enterprise and enjoy it as such.

Just as mindful in what way?

Whatever you do, don't think of it as something annoying to be rid of.

It is annoying.

There are only so many firsts of any consequence in life.

I'm nearly 25 and I haven't got my first yet.... if it takes me that long to find someone.... and I never want a long serious relationship anyway.... I am fucked. What's the point? I just want to get rid of horrible feelings.

Now go forth and carpe some ass! (Don't forget to share the details here.)

If it ever happens, yes. But it won't last because I don't want it to.

he is serious.

Very serious.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

I'm almost 23 and also still a V word. Seriously. Never been a relationship. Maybe we can start a league? "The League of Extraordinarly Horny Gentlemen."

[Edwardo Piet]

You don't need to say "Seriously." when I'm almost 25 and I haven't either! I believe you!

I also haven't kissed anyone, held hands with anyone, been on a date with anyone, or flirted with anyone.

I also have never been invited round a friends house.

I'm really popular me.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

You don't need to say "Seriously." when I'm almost 25 and I haven't either! I believe you!

I also haven't kissed anyone, held hands with anyone, been on a date with anyone, or flirted with anyone.

I also have never been invited round a friends house.

I'm really popular me.

Are we related? I've never done those things either because I've been so socially isolated all my life.

[Captain Colostomy]

Dunno, mang...if you are really putting yourself out there, maybe you're trying too hard? Women can no doubt sense desperation, and most aren't going to respond well to it. Adding alcohol to the mix should level the field, though. You bar hop at all?