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Damn my girlfriend!
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Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm
She's just so demanding and never lets off.

Just saying.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm
At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm
Stuff her in a box and ship her to my place... 3 young kids will get her to "let off"
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand.

I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand.

I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-

Something very wrong to say comes to mind.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Chuck Wrote: Something very wrong to say comes to mind.

Go on Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:15 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: She's just so demanding and never lets off.

Just saying.

kill her then bury her on the moors.


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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:18 pm
Damn my girlfriend, always wanting kinky sex all the time. Never a moment's rest.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm
I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.

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But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 3:31 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.

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But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts.

Why not make up in quantity for what is lacking in quality?
(August 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Chuck Wrote: Something very wrong to say comes to mind.

Go on Big Grin

Why don't you and her get together and let him use the right hand?

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