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Damn my girlfriend!
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 1:47 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: She's just so demanding and never lets off.

Just saying.

For a minute I thought you said that she never gets off.

I love a demanding challenge! Naughty

I seriously thought you were Lilly for a while. Curse your purple avatar!
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August 7, 2013 at 2:05 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I seriously thought you were Lilly for a while. Curse your purple avatar!

I'll change it just for you...
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August 7, 2013 at 2:38 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-

You can have mine.
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August 7, 2013 at 2:40 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 2:38 pm)HalcyonicTrust Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-

You can have mine.

I don't know Hal. You sure your boyfriend is ok with that?
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 2:42 pm
LOL.

I meant something else.

Nevermind Tongue
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August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: Well I have been single for 20 years and I am still hand solo.

Being married isn't much better. Too much of "I'm too tired." "I'm not in the mood." "I have a headache."
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August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Being married isn't much better. Too much of "I'm too tired." "I'm not in the mood." "I have a headache."

That when you tell her to shut up and get on her knees. Now.

Hey, works for my wife.
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August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm)Rahul Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Being married isn't much better. Too much of "I'm too tired." "I'm not in the mood." "I have a headache."

That when you tell her to shut up and get on her knees. Now.

Hey, works for my wife.

My wife is often too tired for sex, but she has never said no to giving me a BJ. Sometimes I get three in one day. Why am I sharing this?
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 8, 2013 at 4:59 pm
I don't know. But you can carry on if you like.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 8, 2013 at 5:14 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2013 at 5:14 pm by Violet.)
(August 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I seriously thought you were Lilly for a while. Curse your purple avatar!

It might do to keep in mind that the Violet one has a few small elements of class about her.

This other... purple... does not. There: Easy distinction Tiger
(August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: My wife is often too tired for sex, but she has never said no to giving me a BJ. Sometimes I get three in one day. Why am I sharing this?

We sometimes like to get people to "open up" Angel
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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