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I think I found the dumbest person alive

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I think I found the dumbest person alive
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I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:19 am
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:22 am
What district in Texas does he represent?
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:23 am
all of it
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:25 am
"I`m going to be filming all day"

I have been jobless for some time and had better things to do. It is those kind of people who make jobless people feel entitled to tell other to "Get a job!"

And is there anyone out there who still practices medieval alchemy???????
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:25 am (This post was last modified: August 13, 2013 at 11:28 am by ITChick.)
Quote:Jesus didn't do any of these things

Didn't they claim he turned water into wine?

Brilliant dude though. I have always wanted to be sorcerer. Now I finally have a way: "learn chemsitry."

Not exactly what I had in mind (I was more thinking fireballs and flying), but maybe it is a good starting point.

Edit: hehe, just go to the part where satan is going to turn me into a robot. Fuck yeah!! Where do I sign up?
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:30 am
Quote:Didn't they claim he turned water into wine?

Allegedly.

So did Dionysius...allegedly.
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 11:53 am
lol! And I thought my chem students were bad. At least they didn't think I was worshipping satan.
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August 13, 2013 at 12:06 pm (This post was last modified: August 13, 2013 at 12:07 pm by Faith No More.)
Mental note: let father know he is really an Organic Satanist.
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 12:08 pm
BTW, did anyone catch the beginning?

Quote:Satanic Alchemy...Your The Target

Apparently, Jesus frowns upon learning proper English, too.
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RE: I think I found the dumbest person alive
August 13, 2013 at 8:56 pm
Though he apparently has no problem with living in a house full of the products of satanic chemistry.
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