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LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)

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LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)
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RE: LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)
August 15, 2013 at 12:50 pm
(August 15, 2013 at 11:25 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Um... excuse me but no where in the six days of Creation did Pasta create Merlot...

Pasta prefers merlot because he enjoys many things he doesn't share with his entire creation (special pleading). He created it much in the same manner as cornered theists created god.... just wandered into the dark (cellar) and pulled it out of nowhere.

I added that to see who'd call Pasta out on it; good catch. Your garlic bread privileges are restored. Dine on..............
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RE: LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)
August 15, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Merlot is piss.

Burgundies are the wines of the gods.
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RE: LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)
August 15, 2013 at 12:54 pm
(August 15, 2013 at 12:08 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: ...


I'm hungry.

Get on your knees before the noodle. Pray for Pasta to come, and perhaps you will be granted sauce.
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RE: LET THERE BE HUMOR. Creation According to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (NIV)
August 15, 2013 at 1:55 pm
(August 15, 2013 at 12:50 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(August 15, 2013 at 11:25 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Um... excuse me but no where in the six days of Creation did Pasta create Merlot...
I added that to see who'd call Pasta out on it; good catch. Your garlic bread privileges are restored. Dine on..............

HURRAY!!!

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