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A conclusion about theists on this forum
#41
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
If you get rid of the Old Testament the New Testament and Jesus does become a bit redundant. Also you lose all the prophecy concerning the Jewish Messiah. And there's the ten commandments Christians still generally love all that stuff.
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#42
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
(September 17, 2013 at 12:20 am)Stimbo Wrote: Incidentally, bananas (I hope I never have to type that word again) aren't fruits, though they can be classed as inanimate objects. Generally speaking.

What?


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#43
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
Wild bananas contain seeds so they're fruit the ones we eat are a mutated seedless variety. They fit right in the hand.



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#44
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
(September 17, 2013 at 8:52 am)Zone Wrote: Wild bananas contain seeds so they're fruit the ones we eat are a mutated seedless variety. They fit right in the hand.




That analogy can be used for the male genitalia as well. I suppose that is why Priests are always trying to fit it into god's creation: the hand wraps gently around it just like the banana, and it fits snug in the rectum.

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“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
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#45
RE: A conclusion about theists on this forum
(September 17, 2013 at 2:31 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(September 17, 2013 at 2:22 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: This is wrong. I know plenty of Xtians who don't give two shits about the god of the OT. They cherry pick only that which they like, which is usually just the message of love given by Jaysus. They even get offended at the notion of believing in a god like Yahweh.

That's a good thing, though maybe they should read the bible more. Still if they don't believe in the god of the old testament then what are they being saved from, and why the ten commandments.

I don't think even half of them know the answer. They just like what sounds good, and a paradasaical afterlife is about the best the could hope for.
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#46
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There's a difference between an assumption and a conclusion.
Some of you folk need to learn the difference...
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#47
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(September 17, 2013 at 5:39 pm)catfish Wrote: There's a difference between an assumption and a conclusion.
Some of you folk need to learn the difference...

You ever watch john V. and drich at there best?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#48
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Their best? You just made me giggle.
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#49
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For guys such as Drich, Godschild and Waldorf, there is absolutely no distinction between the two. And, this makes them feel proud instead of ashamed.
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