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What's everyone up to right now?
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 (August 25, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Just killed a GIANT spider that waltzed in to my room all like 'sup'(Emphasis is mine) I like big butts And I can't deny... 
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Spiders are butts. They think they can just come into your house uninvited and chill on your couch for some free Netflix. So rude.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie  (August 25, 2015 at 7:49 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote:(August 25, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Just killed a GIANT spider that waltzed in to my room all like 'sup'(Emphasis is mine) Once in my twenties I met a fellow student in York, because despite us both living in the U.S. and not knowing the other would be in England he recognized by butt at over a hundred yards. His girl friend was embarrassed. My husband was amused. I had a sexy butt. Spiders do not have sexy butts unless other spiders find them so.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
Tumblr is way too fucking sensitive for me. I would join but no.
I'm so sorry I called you "dude", I didn't realise you were a pansexual androromantic demigendered pink starburst rainbow unicorn
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie 
Lol butts.
I am in the Bar waiting for Tuesday Night Trivia to start! (I play twice a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays). I just ordered five chickenworths of wings, and am PUMPED.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. 
I don't mind spiders. They are super important to the ecosystem. There's a brown recluse near my porch light that keeps the moths from barging in.
When I was stationed at MCAS Miramar, in the morning the tarantulas would come out off the scrub by the hundreds. When it was cold they were searching for warmth and they were super slow and lethargic. You could pick them up no problem. We would make little Plexiglas terrariums and keep them as pets.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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August 25, 2015 at 8:35 pm
(This post was last modified: August 25, 2015 at 8:36 pm by Regina.)
Tarantulas are the worst...
... no actually, Huntsmans are. They're all vile. They are useful for keeping flies away, but I'd rather they did that outside and out of sight. Secretly I'm actually fine now with the small common house spiders, because my Dad and Brother were always even bigger pussies than me so I had to catch them. It's just the big tropical ones I hate.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie  RE: What's everyone up to right now?
August 25, 2015 at 8:39 pm
(This post was last modified: August 25, 2015 at 8:40 pm by Alex K.)
The nice thing about this here country is that there a virtually no dangerous spiders (to humans), so we can fully enjoy even our bigger arachnids without worrying too much.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (August 25, 2015 at 7:04 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: I once heard that tarantuals lay eggs on, in, or around bananas and that what it for me and bananas for a loooooooong time. (I don't even know if it's true or an urban legend and frankly don't care to find out.) I still don't eat them much. That's completely not true. Tarantulas lay eggs in your mouth while you sleep, of course. (August 25, 2015 at 8:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(August 25, 2015 at 7:04 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: I once heard that tarantuals lay eggs on, in, or around bananas and that what it for me and bananas for a loooooooong time. (I don't even know if it's true or an urban legend and frankly don't care to find out.) I still don't eat them much. Exactly. That's why I never sleep... ...ever again. Thanks.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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