What's everyone up to right now?

[Kitty Galore]

I'm sorry Losty.

Hugs

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

Okay so, I was telling my mom about some stuff I have on my dating profile. I told her there's this section of the profile that says like "six things you could never do without" and I put 666. My mom seems to think that's a way of "creeping people out" or something. It's actually not? That number has no real significance for me, it's just a joke. I don't see how there isn't someone who wouldn't go onto my profile and think "hahaha 666 I like this guy he's funny". I mean, call it a metalhead thing, a horror fan thing, I just get excited about that number. Whenever I see it in general I just think it's pretty neat. How does this not seem like a basic mom misunderstanding thing? Anyone here feel the same way?

[Alex K]

The question on our minds is: does she let you have fancy drinks?

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

The question on our minds is: does she let you have fancy drinks?

Oh yeah, my parents let me have fine scotch and stuff, it's great. I was out on a walk with them for an event where all these businesses pass out chocolate. The bar tender must know them or something, they set my parents and their couple friends and I up with really fine scotch, that was great. I'm 21, but they would let me do it a little before that too. I'm usually a very light drinker, seeing as it has so many calories, but yeah they definitely give me some nice drinks. I can get stuff like that when I go over to their house too.

[Edwardo Piet]

The question on our minds is: does she let you have fancy drinks?

"Mommmmmmm there's this guy on the internet called Alex making fun of me."

"Well it's funnier than your 666 joke, son."

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

I also volunteered with my mom at a beer and wine festival, which was cool. Yeah I wish I could drink more, but I generally see alcohol as empty calories, unless it's a special occasion and I put aside part of my intake to make room.

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The question on our minds is: does she let you have fancy drinks?

"Mommmmmmm there's this guy on the internet called Alex making fun of me."

"Well it's funnier than your 666 joke, son."

How is he even making fun of me?

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It's just a silly lighthearted question, I have no problem answering that.

[Alex K]

Just checking!

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

Listening to one of my favorite artists ever, whitehouse. Most of the stuff I listen to is so loud jesus christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkBmpxUF9_M

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God I wish I wasn't so ugly. I want to dye my hair blonde or white. I'm sick of being bland and boring. I'm not gonna do that though, because that would be absolutely pointless. I wish I was one of people who could eat whatever they want and not gain body fat. It's so fucking unfair, there's people who eat pizza and they stay thin. I eat a diet of nothing but natural fruits vegetables, oats, yogurt and cheese, really healthy stuff. I'm still not as thin as some of those fucking high metabolism pricks.

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Ugh I ate too much kale and roasted peppers today.

[vorlon13]

Still enjoying having the Roomba.

Getting ahead of the cat hair one room at a time.

The Roomba fits under beds too, you can all assume I don't vac there very often, and like all cats, mine like to lurk there.

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

double post, ignore this.