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What's everyone up to right now?
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Just where are you sticking that thing, Losty?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm trying to decide whether to maturbate or not yet.

What's to decide? You know you're going to do it anyway lol
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Just where are you sticking that thing, Losty?

It wraps around my torso and then tightens and conforms to my body shape and offers support to my back when I'm standing and walking. It means I don't need to take as many Percocets now.


Oh....I haz missed zeh joke. Soz Blush
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:18 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote:
(December 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm trying to decide whether to maturbate or not yet.

What's to decide? You know you're going to do it anyway lol

Decision is: Now or later.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:22 pm)Losty Wrote:
(December 21, 2015 at 5:16 pm)Beccs Wrote: Just where are you sticking that thing, Losty?

It wraps around my torso and then tightens and conforms to my body shape and offers support to my back when I'm standing and walking. It means I don't need to take as many Percocets now.


Oh....I haz missed zeh joke. Soz Blush

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 4:29 pm)Yeauxleaux Wrote: Absoluey fuckec

hahaha

Drinky boy is back!!! Moar!!!


(December 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm trying to decide whether to maturbate or not yet.

Is that where you touch yourself in a mature manner? Or does it have more to do with the sub-sub-subgenre of p0rn you watch? Big Grin
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:48 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(December 21, 2015 at 4:30 pm)Evie Wrote: I'm trying to decide whether to maturbate or not yet.

Is that where you touch yourself in a mature manner? Or does it have more to do with the sub-sub-subgenre of p0rn you watch? Big Grin

I confuz. I no-no get the jokingness.

I can haz touch self-ingz in mature manner, with or without zeh pr0n. Sub-sub genre? Nah... just sub genres and genres

I haz watchingz of pr0n much much less these oh yes yes yes much much less.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:51 pm)Evie Wrote:
(December 21, 2015 at 5:48 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Is that where you touch yourself in a mature manner? Or does it have more to do with the sub-sub-subgenre of p0rn you watch? Big Grin

I confuz. I no-no get the jokingness.

I can haz touch self-ingz in mature manner, with or without zeh pr0n. Sub-sub genre? Nah... just sub genres and genres

I haz watchingz of pr0n much much less these oh yes yes yes much much less.

Just joking about the way you spelled masturbate. Making a funny about the typo.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
I shall masticate now!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(December 21, 2015 at 5:53 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(December 21, 2015 at 5:51 pm)Evie Wrote: I confuz. I no-no get the jokingness.

I can haz touch self-ingz in mature manner, with or without zeh pr0n. Sub-sub genre? Nah... just sub genres and genres

I haz watchingz of pr0n much much less these oh yes yes yes much much less.

Just joking about the way you spelled masturbate. Making a funny about the typo.

Oh wow I never noticed I misspelled it! Panic

I almost always correct my typos here.

*Goes back to check* Panic

Panic Panic
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