What's everyone up to right now?

[ignoramus]

Can't you perform some geisha toe folding surgery on yourself or something?

Are you size 9? That big for women? I'm 10.5 Aussie.

[Little lunch]

I hope those aren't your booties, Beccs.

Those things are freakishly tiny.

Nope.  I have rugby player feet.

I fairly sure your not allowed to take things home from surgery.
What happened to the rugby player?

[Ravenshire]

and hitting your little toe hard against a chair leg in the process, then suppressing the impulse to start swearing.

Teens present much more complex excuses such as: 

I'm still doing homework. 
I'm still hungry.
I'm not really that tired.
Gets told to stop playing with the cats; continues to play with the cats. 
Gets told to get off Minecraft. Wait mom! I'm almost done this game and I'm winning (always on the servers, of course)

When did you nab my daughter?!?

[The Valkyrie]

Nope.  I have rugby player feet.

I fairly sure your not allowed to take things home from surgery.
What happened to the rugby player?

Which part?

[Joods]

Teens present much more complex excuses such as: 

I'm still doing homework. 
I'm still hungry.
I'm not really that tired.
Gets told to stop playing with the cats; continues to play with the cats. 
Gets told to get off Minecraft. Wait mom! I'm almost done this game and I'm winning (always on the servers, of course)

When did you nab my daughter?!?

Ha ha! I didn't. I have two of my own. AND two step-sons. ALL at "that age" Ugh.

[brewer]

Shit, got me all worked up with Valk in scrubs and now I have to sleep. Oh well, perchance to dream.

[Little lunch]

So I made a cuppa and was sitting down to check out the threads here when I notice a nasty looking spider on the wall.
I tried to kill it with a tea towel and next minute it was gone.
So I checked the tea towel, not there.
Checked the floor not there.
As I was looking I took a sip of my cuppa and the motherfucker was on the handle.
It darted up my arm and I did an insane Irish jig.
The fucker's dead now and I had coffee fucking everywhere.

[pocaracas]

LOL!
Damn spiders are dangerous!

As for me... I've been in Oxford, this whole week.... will be spending Easter with the family in Portugal... and then back to the UK.
Who's around?

[Clueless Morgan]

I hope those aren't your booties, Beccs.

Those things are freakishly tiny.

Nope.  I have rugby player feet.

I feel your pain.  It's a good thing I'm not in to shoes or I'd have a hard time finding ones I liked in a size that actually fit me.

So I made a cuppa and was sitting down to check out the threads here when I notice a nasty looking spider on the wall.
I tried to kill it with a tea towel and next minute it was gone.
So I checked the tea towel, not there.
Checked the floor not there.
As I was looking I took a sip of my cuppa and the motherfucker was on the handle.
It darted up my arm and I did an insane Irish jig.
The fucker's dead now and I had coffee fucking everywhere.

I got home late one time and got all ready for bed and laid down and was just about the turn off my light and go to sleep when I noticed a spider crawling across my bedroom wall.

I've been getting better about not totally freaking out when I see them, so I collected myself, got out of bed and went to get some kind of container and a piece of cardboard to get it outside (I've also been trying not to kill them if I find them - but mostly because I don't want to clean spider guts up) and when I got back to my bedroom the thing had crawled onto the wall above my bed.



I kept it under control, slowly approached the vile creature, cup in hand outstretched while simultaneously trying to not look directly at it and just as I almost had it under the cup.......

it dropped off the wall, down my headboard and went somewhere between my mattress and bed frame.

I spent about an hour moving furniture around trying to find it but never did.  I eventually had to reassemble my bedroom and go to bed.

I'm amazed that I managed to not only fall asleep, but fall asleep in a bed that I knew had just been trampled on by a spider.

[c172]

Woke up with stomach issues. Also, watching Rubio's tirade against Trump. I don't always like him, but good on him for his speech, which was well articulated and duly emotional.

http://www.upworthy.com/marco-rubios-emo...ter?c=ufb2