Tequila is evil. I can't even talk about it. (runs away) Aahhhhhhhh!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
What's everyone up to right now?
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Tequila is evil. I can't even talk about it. (runs away) Aahhhhhhhh!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
I am drunk. And we are going to try and make a baby again! Everyone cross your fingers for me! [emoji4]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken. (May 7, 2016 at 10:25 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Tequila is evil. I can't even talk about it. (runs away) Aahhhhhhhh! Omg...tequila is fucking time travel!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Yeah, I don't usually drink tequila above 25 degrees north latitude.
I can't even smell it. I feel the moral hangover just by the smell. Now, mama, chill. It won't bite if you don't mess with it. Don't look at it in the eyes.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(May 7, 2016 at 10:27 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I am drunk. And we are going to try and make a baby again! Everyone cross your fingers for me! [emoji4] As a turtle, I wish I had fingers. I'll cross something turtley. Happy baby-making! If you don't get the result then enjoy the process! [emoji6] -Hammy RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 7, 2016 at 10:52 pm
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2016 at 10:53 pm by Alex K.)
(May 7, 2016 at 10:27 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I am drunk. And we are going to try and make a baby again! Everyone cross your fingers for me! [emoji4] The key to a swift and healthy pregnancy is getting drunk often enough, but stopping on time ![]()
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I don't usually get bored, but when I do (and I am right now)...
I'm bored out of my mind! My head is going to explode! I can't.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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Working on falling asleep
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