What's everyone up to right now?

[Cyberman]

Ive really got to get away from here and start again someplace else why have i got to be on my own i cant fuvking stand it no more

[Foxaèr]

Ive really got to get away from here and start again someplace else why have i got to be on my own i cant fuvking stand it no more

You've been drinking.

Perhaps you should move, but think about it more when you're sober.

[Little lunch]

I'm eating corn chips with sour cream, salsa and fresh cut shallots.

[ignoramus]

I just can't believe that I could be that idiotic.

Oh, well.

Luckily I'm good at what I do.

It's good to know that you're okay.  With that said, I've definitely had my moments of stupidity. On one occasion, I took a hot pocket out of the fridge and then put it into the refrigerator (thinking that I put it into the microwave). Next, I programmed the microwave for 2 minutes. Now, 2 minutes later, I opened up the microwave and saw that nothing was in it. After some head scratching, I realized that I put the hot pocket in the refrigerator and silently laughed at myself.

Are you sure you didn't inadvertently turn the microwave into time machine, clicked on 2 minutes, (ago), and accidentally transported it back to the fridge?

[Little lunch]

But wouldn't it then be a teleporter?

[Angrboda]

I've put the coffee on to brew. Now I'm reading the forums, skipping all the talk about Manchester. It's just so sad.

[Clueless Morgan]

I hope all our fellow users in the UK are well and safe today after the events of last night.

[Joods]

Fuckin people need to come in and get their hair done.

I'm too cheap for that.  I do my own hair.  

Which right now entails letting it grow and staying gray.

I am not vain, so dying my hair is not important.

 Well.... that's all great

By the way.. I don't dye hair either. I dye eggs. I color hair.

Believe it or not - there's an art to it. We don't just pull shit out of a box. We have to mix together a formula based on the persons current hair color, whether or not they have boxed color and what shade they want to be. It's all very scientific.

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Fuckin people need to come in and get their hair done.

I do need a haircut...
Wanna drop by the UK, get some of those awesome color changing inks and trim my mane?

Are you paying for my airfare?

[The Valkyrie]

I'm too cheap for that.  I do my own hair.  

Which right now entails letting it grow and staying gray.

I am not vain, so dying my hair is not important.

 Well.... that's all great

By the way.. I don't dye hair either. I dye eggs. I color hair.

Believe it or not - there's an art to it. We don't just pull shit out of a box. We have to mix together a formula based on the persons current hair color, whether or not they have boxed color and what shade they want to be. It's all very scientific.

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I do need a haircut...
Wanna drop by the UK, get some of those awesome color changing inks and trim my mane?

Are you paying for my airfare?

No, but I think an international hairstyling visit should pay around $25,000

[Joods]

 Well.... that's all great

By the way.. I don't dye hair either. I dye eggs. I color hair.

Believe it or not - there's an art to it. We don't just pull shit out of a box. We have to mix together a formula based on the persons current hair color, whether or not they have boxed color and what shade they want to be. It's all very scientific.

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Are you paying for my airfare?

No, but I think an international hairstyling visit should pay around $25,000

Hell yeah!!