What's everyone up to right now?

[Cod]

Did I say I wasn't ?

Nope. Lighten up though. It was meant to be funny.

Kudos for getting me Not a lot of people do.

[vulcanlogician]

The Pervert Scale

10- I own 7 trenchcoats, one for each day of the week.
9- I own less then 7 trenchcoats, but nonetheless enjoy long walks in the park, etc.
8- I thought "wyzas" was a pretty clever username, so I changed it to that.
7-  When I type the letters "h-e" into google, "hentai tentacle" is among the first three recommendations
6- When women breastfeed in public, I stare at the sideboob.
5- I have a few kinks. Who doesn't?
4- My wife and I get "creative" every once in a while.
3- Missionary position does the trick so well, I haven't really ever considered any other options.
2- Sex is for procreational purposes only. Why anyone would seek it out for any other reasons is beyond me.
1- I don't get porn. I mean, why do people watch it? It's just pictures/video of people having sex. Why would anyone want to watch that?

[pgrimes15]

Did I say I wasn't ?

Nope. Lighten up though. It was meant to be funny.

Apologies. It was meant to be self deprecating. Didn't realize it came over as uptight.

[brewer]

The Pervert Scale

10- I own 7 trenchcoats, one for each day of the week.
9- I own less then 7 trenchcoats, but nonetheless enjoy long walks in the park, etc.
8- I thought "wyzas" was a pretty clever username, so I changed it to that.
7-  When I type the letters "h-e" into google, "hentai tentacle" is among the first three recommendations
6- When women breastfeed in public, I stare at the sideboob.
5- I have a few kinks. Who doesn't?
4- My wife and I get "creative" every once in a while.
3- Missionary position does the trick so well, I haven't really ever considered any other options.
2- Sex is for procreational purposes only. Why anyone would seek it out for any other reasons is beyond me.
1- I don't get porn. I mean, why do people watch it? It's just pictures/video of people having sex. Why would anyone want to watch that?

Woo Hoo, I'm special.

2 trench coats, everybody refers to them as my Columbine coats. Not really appropriate as there is so much else that takes place in that dark space.

[Angrboda]

Making pizza. Lotzza Mozza Chicken Ranch or something like it.

[Fireball]

The Pervert Scale

10- I own 7 trenchcoats, one for each day of the week. nope
9- I own less then 7 trenchcoats, but nonetheless enjoy long walks in the park, etc. yes
8- I thought "wyzas" was a pretty clever username, so I changed it to that. yes and no
7-  When I type the letters "h-e" into google, "hentai tentacle" is among the first three recommendations never
6- When women breastfeed in public, I stare at the sideboob. sometimes hell, I used to stare at my mom's when I was nursing
5- I have a few kinks. Who doesn't? yup
4- My wife and I get "creative" every once in a while. yup
3- Missionary position does the trick so well, I haven't really ever considered any other options. nope
2- Sex is for procreational purposes only. Why anyone would seek it out for any other reasons is beyond me. dafuq?
1- I don't get porn. I mean, why do people watch it? It's just pictures/video of people having sex. Why would anyone want to watch that? indeed

Woo Hoo, I'm special.

2 trench coats, everybody refers to them as my Columbine coats. Not really appropriate as there is so much else that takes place in that dark space.

My responses are in red. Guess I'm about a 4. When I taught school I got kidded about my raincoat having a shotgun under it. (maybe it was a "spatter gun")? Never did figure that one out. I taught math and physics, but not ballistics.

[brewer]

Woo Hoo, I'm special.

2 trench coats, everybody refers to them as my Columbine coats. Not really appropriate as there is so much else that takes place in that dark space.

My responses are in red. Guess I'm about a 4. When I taught school I got kidded about my raincoat having a shotgun under it. (maybe it was a "spatter gun")? Never did figure that one out. I taught math and physics, but not ballistics.

Show up to the range with one on and see what happens.

[Joods]

Nope. Lighten up though. It was meant to be funny.

Apologies. It was meant to be self deprecating. Didn't realize it came over as uptight.

It's okay....tone and inflection are hard to see in written word unless there's like a ton of emotes with it.

[Nakara]

Why is my brain like this.

[Fireball]

My responses are in red. Guess I'm about a 4. When I taught school I got kidded about my raincoat having a shotgun under it. (maybe it was a "spatter gun")? Never did figure that one out. I taught math and physics, but not ballistics.

Show up to the range with one on and see what happens.

I wouldn't be shooting on an outdoor range in the rain, and I always carry my fire arms in a case to keep them dry. I haven't shot at an indoor range in decades. I don't mind getting the "spatter gun" wet, though.