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(September 6, 2020 at 2:50 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Watching baseball.
Do you have to pay for those matches? Me? Drinking beer, although that's so par for the course I'd never usually mention it...
(September 6, 2020 at 4:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heading out to market. I hope they have baguettes, so I can feel like a film star on the walk home.
Boru
Neelix got his baguettes snatched in ST Voyager...moreover, are you going to get an avatar or not Buru? I'd be happy to make one for you if you lack the software - just gimme the specs...it looks shabby for you to have a big "avatar fail" avatar IMHO.
Used to have an avatar, it disappeared. I don’t feel the need for another, but I appreciate your kind offer all the same.
No one stole my baguette, so there’s that. No one mistook me for Brad Pitt, so I’m a little disappointed.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(September 6, 2020 at 6:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 6, 2020 at 4:30 pm)Lawz Wrote: Do you have to pay for those matches? Me? Drinking beer, although that's so par for the course I'd never usually mention it...
Neelix got his baguettes snatched in ST Voyager...moreover, are you going to get an avatar or not Buru? I'd be happy to make one for you if you lack the software - just gimme the specs...it looks shabby for you to have a big "avatar fail" avatar IMHO.
Used to have an avatar, it disappeared. I don’t feel the need for another, but I appreciate your kind offer all the same.
No one stole my baguette, so there’s that. No one mistook me for Brad Pitt, so I’m a little disappointed.
Boru
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(September 6, 2020 at 10:02 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Well, hey Boru, you still sign every one of your posts so, in a way, you don't need an avatar?
That's quite true!
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