What's everyone up to right now?

[Angrboda]

[arewethereyet]

I took and failed a polygraph several years ago when applying for a job. The main thing that tripped me up is when they asked if I had ever had sex with a minor when I was an adult. That was a tough one because there was a guy I dated off and on through high school and after who is two years younger than I am. So there was a point when I was no longer a minor and he still was. MEH - I didn't lie about it but I did hesitate and wasn't sure how to answer.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think polygraphy would be much more effective if you were instructed to lie on 50% of the calibration questions. When the machine detected a lie, it would deliver a moderate electrical shock, which would motivate you to tell the truth on the actual questions.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

I think polygraphy would be much more effective if you were instructed to lie on 50% of the calibration questions. When the machine detected a lie, it would deliver a moderate electrical shock, which would motivate you to tell the truth on the actual questions.

Boru

Third world dictators have a version.

It involves a field phone being alligaror clipped to your testicles.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think polygraphy would be much more effective if you were instructed to lie on 50% of the calibration questions. When the machine detected a lie, it would deliver a moderate electrical shock, which would motivate you to tell the truth on the actual questions.

Boru

Third world dictators have a version.

It involves a field phone being alligaror clipped to your testicles.

If you think that procedure is limited to third world dictators, I salute you.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

Third world dictators have a version.

It involves a field phone being alligaror clipped to your testicles.

If you think that procedure is limited to third world dictators, I salute you.

Boru

It is.

In first world countriies the field phone is replaced with a computer controlled integrated circuit power supply.

Hand cranking is sooooo third world.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

If you think that procedure is limited to third world dictators, I salute you.

Boru

It is.

In first world countriies the field phone is replaced with a computer controlled integrated circuit power supply.

Hand cranking is sooooo third world.

It isn’t. It really, really isn’t.

Boru

[Sal]

Waiting for dinner at a bar that is named after a circus.

There's a bar named "The Trump Administration"?

No.

[Angrboda]

Cleaning my ice maker. It's normally pretty worry-free operation, but it does need maintenance from time to time.

[Rev. Rye]

I took and failed a polygraph several years ago when applying for a job. The main thing that tripped me up is when they asked if I had ever had sex with a minor when I was an adult. That was a tough one because there was a guy I dated off and on through high school and after who is two years younger than I am. So there was a point when I was no longer a minor and he still was. MEH - I didn't lie about it but I did hesitate and wasn't sure how to answer.

That’s kinda a depressing thing about those sort of questions: it’s shockingly broad. I can remember reading Rationalwiki and hearing them talking about a poll by NCMEC that claimed, well, I’ll just let the text speak for itself:

19% of the teens surveyed said that they had "request to engage in sexual activities or sexual talk or give personal sexual information that were unwanted or, whether wanted or not, made by an adult." A highschooler asking a fellow high schooler if she is a virgin would be a case of this, if the person did not want to admit they were/were not a virgin. This criterion is so broad and encompasses so much that it even could include an 18 year old (adult) asking his friend, a 17 year old (minor) who could be as little as a day younger than him, if he had gotten lucky on his date the previous night.

Fortunately, it looks like, according to Section 22.011(e) of the Texas penal code, you’re in the clear. At least, assuming that you were based out of Texas then, and that this law was actually in the penal code at the time, which I’m unsure of.