What's everyone up to right now?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Okay. Not sure why I am posting it in this thread, but I am about to say a thing which could conceivably be helpful for at least one person here.

Have you ever had that problem where you are looking at pill and you need to know exactly what the fuck it is called but for whatever reason you cannot just look at the pill bottle those pills are from?

You probably know that there if you just Google the phrase, "Pill Identifier," the first result that comes up is a thing which will help with that.

But I have found that the absolute best way to use that pill identifier is to look at everything on the pill, for example, one of mine I take a lot says DMQ 20-10, and while you probably have no idea whatsoever why it says that, if you plug THAT into the box that says, "Imprint" and then click search, what happens is you get a page that says exactly what the FUCK that pill is, with the most important data on the top of the page and emphasized, and other relevant data listed in a very intuitive way.

Not sure why this is the case or if there will ever be a time when I try this, and it does not do what I expect, but so far, this is a very useful methodology.

Sidebar: I was not sure if "methodology" was the correct word, and it was important enough to me that I actually went to Google and typed "define:methodology" and then Google's definition "methodology" included the word "method", and I was not sure if I knew at the moment exactly what the word "method" meant so I Googled the word "method." When I saw Google's definition for that I knew the word "methodology" was correct for what I meant

THANK GOD. If it had NOT been the correct word for what I meant, I would have consulted a reverse dictionary just typing in everything I know about the concept I mean, taking stabs in the dark, hoping that I would find the word I meant.

Don't even get me started on the possibility that it might have been the case that the word I was looking for didn't exist. You know what that moment is for me? Let me see if I can find a meme which expresses it.

Yep, it exists. Definitely this meme.

Brokenquill, this picture is of Jackie Chan making a completely hilarious face and the captain on it says, "MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK"

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Man. I just posted about how wonderful my cat was being last night.

And then tonight, she was so FUCKING ANNOYING.

That's alright, though, because I know this is fundamentally what the experience of having a cat is: about exactly as frequently and to the same degree, simultaneously annoying and wonderful.

And to me, the wonderful part is worth it.

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I should probably eat something. *does that*

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Well, I ate two baked potatoes, with salt, pepper, and sour cream on them.

I did not do this the way I normally do it, so it was not optimal for my enjoyment.

In fact, did not enjoy it at all.

But that's okay, because the important thing is that I ATE, and I had not done so in a very long time.

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OK, this just happened on Facebook seconds ago.

I was invited to an event. It was a social event from one of the people I consider to be my friends. I have not been invited to a social event from one of the people I consider to be my friends in at least a month.

But this person I consider to be my friend, the problem with her is that she is a bitch. Why do I consider her to be my friend? Because she is a person who has generally been supportive of me in the full extent that I have interacted with her. Is this what a friend is?

Well, any way, right now, Facebook says under guests she is the only one who is "going" and "28 people have been invited". I do not want to spend time with her and do not care that it is her birthday dinner, so I am definitely not going. So I told Facebook I was "not going."

Am I doing Facebook right?

[NoraBrimstone]

People in my area keep stabbing each other more often than usual lately. It's a bit worrying. Also, from the amount of police cars, and the forensic teams, and the tent thing they put up, I'd say the one I passed in the way to work this morning was probably fatal. :(

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Did you know that the top question in the part of Facebook about Facebook to help you understand Facebook is:
"Why has everything on my Facebook got massive?"
151 people have answered this.

Man, Facebook is funny.

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I just realized I actually asked the question, "Is that what a friend is?" I think this means I better look up the definition of the word "friend."

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Oh, good. According to Google, I know what "friend" means, so I am correct when I identify that person as a friend. Glad that's settled.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Day 2 operating on no sleep: Man, I just ate two boiled eggs and it was an experience that was FANTASTIC.

But my cat just tried to eat a piece of eggshell.

[KichigaiNeko]

I like boiled eggs with Pepper and Salt.

Cleaning my new toy


Got all sorts of recipes that need this kind of machinery....NOM!

And dreaming about knitting a jumper out of the superfine 17 denier Wool! http://whitegumwool.com.au/

[SteelCurtain]

I get a kick out of you guys' wonky ass power outlets. Looks like the 'Scream' character.

[No_God]

Writing an executive summary on risk management strategies for a local nursing home.

Kinda sucks but it's easy work.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Okay, I just looked up "Redstate" on Wikipedia because I was guessing that it was some sort of conservative thing but had no other clue what it was.

When I got to everything marked "Content," it says a bunch of stuff, and all this stuff means that what RedState is... is epic fail on the internet.

The neutrality of this article is not debated. Every thing said under "Content" is cited. This means that it must really fucking be true that what RedState is... is epic fail on the internet.

So glad that I never ended up on RedState before in the history of being on the internet. Thank GOD.