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What's everyone up to right now?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 19, 2013 at 6:11 pm by freedomfromforum.)
NO SEX FOR A WEEK?!!

No no no, that won't do.

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 6:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 5:50 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: Yes, do that, and leave the 'neeners' at two. A third 'neener' may push her over the edge.

She's portuguese.... she'll just roll her eyes and say "fine... no sex for a week"

So, is that like Portuguese foreplay? That sounds a lot like my ex's idea of foreplay.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 6:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote: She's portuguese.... she'll just roll her eyes and say "fine... no sex for a week"

So, is that like Portuguese foreplay? That sounds a lot like my ex's idea of foreplay.

no... just punishment... do remember, the portuguese males are "machos latinos"... we sort of need a continuous supply of sex.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 6:44 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, is that like Portuguese foreplay? That sounds a lot like my ex's idea of foreplay.

no... just punishment... do remember, the portuguese males are "machos latinos"... we sort of need a continuous supply of sex.
And this differentiates you from Italian males (such as myself) in what way? Sorry guys, my wife has never said no to sex when I ask...
And she's not even Portuguese Wink Shades
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 6:50 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 6:44 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm)pocaracas Wrote: no... just punishment... do remember, the portuguese males are "machos latinos"... we sort of need a continuous supply of sex.
And this differentiates you from Italian males (such as myself) in what way? Sorry guys, my wife has never said no to sex when I ask...
And she's not even Portuguese Wink Shades

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 19, 2013 at 7:23 pm
(October 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 6:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So, is that like Portuguese foreplay? That sounds a lot like my ex's idea of foreplay.

no... just punishment... do remember, the portuguese males are "machos latinos"... we sort of need a continuous supply of sex.

So... Basically the difference between you and I is that I'm getting it and you have to wait a week.

Gotcha.

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 20, 2013 at 12:58 am (This post was last modified: October 20, 2013 at 1:00 am by FlyingNarwhal.)
(October 19, 2013 at 6:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote: She's portuguese.... she'll just roll her eyes and say "fine... no sex for a week"

That's when I say, "No sex from you this week."


Also, just came back from doing a show tonight and I got pretty drunk too. Now I have to sleep so I can be somewhat functional for the day job tomorrow.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 20, 2013 at 1:07 am
(October 20, 2013 at 12:58 am)plaincents822 Wrote:
(October 19, 2013 at 6:03 pm)pocaracas Wrote: She's portuguese.... she'll just roll her eyes and say "fine... no sex for a week"

That's when I say, "No sex from you this week."


Also, just came back from doing a show tonight and I got pretty drunk too. Now I have to sleep so I can be somewhat functional for the day job tomorrow.

Thats a good way to get another week tacked onto that punishment.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 20, 2013 at 1:17 am (This post was last modified: October 20, 2013 at 1:23 am by Mystical.)
Quote: That's when I say, "No sex from you this week."

No, that's when you push her up against the wall, grind her, and tell her she'll give it to you or she will be on her knees all day (and night) for a week..

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Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
October 20, 2013 at 1:18 am
(October 20, 2013 at 1:07 am)Hobbitgirl Wrote:
(October 20, 2013 at 12:58 am)plaincents822 Wrote: That's when I say, "No sex from you this week."


Also, just came back from doing a show tonight and I got pretty drunk too. Now I have to sleep so I can be somewhat functional for the day job tomorrow.

Thats a good way to get another week tacked onto that punishment.

It isn't punishment to me, I'll find some on the side. If she isn't feeling good for a week and doesn't wanna fuck for a week that's cool with me, I'll wait. I understand that. But the moment a girl tries to control me with sex it's open game for me. You withhold sex from me, I withhold love from you.

Ladies gotta understand that a relationship is about trust. I trust you to fuck me, and you can trust me not to fuck other people. The moment you break your trust, I break mine.
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