What's everyone up to right now?

[Clueless Morgan]

Because I am alone, I have been alone for five years and counting and I will be alone for the rest of my life. The only time I've been kissed in the las five years was when I paid a prostitute on my birthday last year for a birthday kiss. I am so repulsive I have to pay for basic human contact. The race will be better off without me in it.

I hate that I live so far away that I can't hug you for real.

[SteelCurtain]

That's great. Does it get my dick wet? Do I get to hold its hand and pretend I'm a real human? Can I snuggle up to it in my cold bed at night? Do I sound bitter?

Can't get your dick wet, mate. But I can offer meaningful connection. I can offer an ear. PM, Skype, text, whatever you need.

I know you're lonely. The only remedy to that is to get out and be a part of the world. Force yourself. Don't sit in a pub alone and wonder why people aren't talking to you. Volunteer at a homeless shelter, a habitat for humanity, an animal rescue. You'll meet people, compassionate people, who can connect with you and get to know you and reinforce to you your value in this world. Hoard whatever happiness you can gain.

Do something. I care about you, and if I could I'd come to Walsall, round you up, and take you out to show everyone how wonderful you are, and try to share with everyone else what value you bring to these forums.

[Jackalope]

Sick. Ugh. Went to bed feeling like shit and I feel worse this afternoon.

[Angrboda]

Been feeling crappy lately. So this evening I got motivated and went out to dinner. Jumbo shrimp and cod fillets. It was nice.

[KevinM1]

@Stimbo, if it makes you feel any better, I haven't had a non-family member kiss in 16 years and counting. No joke. Keeping busy helps, somewhat.

[KevinM1]

Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8

[Regina]

I think I have one of the strangest phobias going tbh

@KevinM1 - Are you only 16, or you literally have kissed someone before but not for 16 years? If it's the latter we need to get you hooked up you're loooong overdue... if its the former you can stay innocent a little longer yet

[Clueless Morgan]

I was at my monthly fundy-lady's British movie night and was looking at her giant wall of DVDs and spotted some interesting titles:

Dragons or Dinosaurs
From Atheist to Creationist
Evolution's Achilles Heel
Evolution and the Holocaust
God the Master Designer

... Among many others.

I really badly wanted to borrow them all but I didn't want to alert her to my being an atheist (in more than 10 years of knowing her it's never come up), and I really have no desire to become her project, so I kept quiet. I might do some youtubing today though...

[Regina]

Was out in town today getting some clothes for my new job, and the Christians and the Muslims were out in force selling their ancient rags. Girl no, I don't want a fucking free Bible or a free English edition Qur'an. Go home, put the kettle on and have a brew, do something with your lives.

Also, I may be only 5'4 but I can stomp the pavement like a model, I walk fucking fast. If you stop right in front of me instead of taking your arse to the side to check your phone, yes I'm going straight into you, I wouldn't be able to help it even walking slow. Don't then proceed to look at me like I've done something wrong. Get out my way.

People.

[Longhorn]

Melting. It's 105F. I spend afternoons in the basement now ._.

The sun is making my hair brighter ಠ_ಠ

Also, half my pj shorts fall off my butt. I need some weight, stat ._. (Or new pjs)