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What's everyone up to right now?
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Having sexual intercourse with a monkey.

(A male one, I might add. It would be a sin if it were a female.)
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Trying to find the bit that rolled off the table. Without it, I'll never fix this damned thing.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(October 28, 2015 at 5:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Trying to find the bit that rolled off the table. Without it, I'll never fix this damned thing.

Boru

Hopefully that damned thing's not new. I have never been so apoplectic as when my new Ikea bed was missing a scrëw.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
A scrëw hehehe
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(October 28, 2015 at 5:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Having sexual intercourse with a monkey.

(A male one, I might add. It would be a sin if it were a female.)

Must report troll.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(October 28, 2015 at 5:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Having sexual intercourse with a monkey.

(A male one, I might add. It would be a sin if it were a female.)

Flinging poo as part of the foreplay, I presume?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
I just spent an hour trying to configure email with comcast only to find that their servers are down. Grrrrr.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
(October 28, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Quantum Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 5:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Having sexual intercourse with a monkey.

(A male one, I might add. It would be a sin if it were a female.)

Flinging poo as part of the foreplay,  I presume?

Hahaha!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Trolls don't laugh!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
Unless it's maniacally

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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