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What's everyone up to right now?

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What's everyone up to right now?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 5:53 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 5:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 12, 2017 at 1:16 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I want to marry Scarlett Johansson.

It can be expensive.
First there's the cost of hiring professionals to abduct her for you.

Then there's the cost of having a soundproof room dug beneath your house or relocating to an isolated rural area.

Then the price of upkeep and maintaining secrecy (killing witnesses, etc.).

I have a basic costing around somewhere if you want it.  I made it when I was planning on abducting Hugh Jackman...

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm
Sure, but first you have to abduct her! Catch22
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 6:50 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Sure, but first you have to abduct her! Catch22

Always get professionals to do the abducting.

Doing it yourself is a no no.

Or possibly a niet niet

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:02 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Sure, but first you have to abduct her!   Catch22

I was thinking of using social engineering to get her to come by willingly.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:05 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 7:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(March 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Sure, but first you have to abduct her!   Catch22

I was thinking of using social engineering to get her to come by willingly.


Social engineering?

You mean blackmail?

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:08 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 7:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 12, 2017 at 7:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: I was thinking of using social engineering to get her to come by willingly.


Social engineering?

You mean blackmail?

Something better...

You like cats... My avatar is a ThunderCat... I'm sure we can come to some agreement...
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:09 pm
Scooby Doo is better than Thundercats...

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:11 pm
I adjusted the charge in the pressure tank on the well. Probably still not precisely set, but way closer than it was.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:15 pm
(March 12, 2017 at 7:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Scooby Doo is better than Thundercats...

Define "better".
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 12, 2017 at 7:17 pm
Define "define"

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