What's everyone up to right now?

[Cyberman]

Maybe if you wore a chef's hat or something, then nobody would bat an eye at your pepper spray.

[Silver]

I am drinking some beer and about to watch some shows, after having spent the day playing my game. Thought I would check in on all of you, since at night my game's ping spikes to numbers that make the game unplayable.

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Maybe if you wore a chef's hat or something, then nobody would bat an eye at your pepper spray.

Yea, I cook for some rich folks who have eccentric tastes and strong palates.

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Did you get some pepper spray? Seriously, it helps with your empowerment a little. Keep it in your hand while you walk.

It's illegal to carry one here. And I can buy animal spray but if I carry it around like I'm going to use it on a human (not being in forests, I guess?) it's illegal too.

Maybe I should go back to my self defence class.

Or maybe I should carry one anyway no one ever checks and if shit goes down I'd rather save my life now than worry about legal charges.

Just carry a bottle of Tabasco sauce. Bash your attacker's head with it!

[freedomfromforum]

Thought I would check in on all of you, since at night my game's ping spikes to numbers that make the game unplayable.

I'm on level twenty-six on my Pong™ console, and I never suffer slow speeds

[Silver]

I'm on level twenty-six on my Pong™ console, and I never suffer slow speeds

Rub it in why don't you.

I mean it. Rub it in real good.

[freedomfromforum]

Rub it in why don't you.

I mean it. Rub it in real good.

Just you wait until I bust out my joystick fella.

[Silver]

Just you wait until I bust out my joystick fella.

Bring it.

Joystiffs are my specialty.

[Cyberman]

I prefer practising my fingerwork flicking the buttons on a good old D-pad.

[The Reality Salesman01]

I spent the last week alcohol free, thanks to the mellow yellows the doc prescribed me. Thing is, I miss my first love, so I'm dissing the pills for a bottle of merlot. Gotta drink when I grill anyways...it's the law. And at 28° out, I'd hafta be drunk to wanna stand there to begin with.

I also would like to take this opportunity to thank my wife for going to work tonight. Without her absence I'd be browbeaten into remaining sober. Blah, blah, dangerous interactions my rosy red ass. Bitch.

Ah ha ha...I'm pouring a glass as we speak! I just got back from the market, they had a deal on NY strips. I got 2 of them, 1.5 lbs of steak: 12 bucks!

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I usually arbitrarily wait until 5 on the dot before pouring my first glass of denial.