What's everyone up to right now?

[c172]

Planning out probable USWNT soccer match against China (?) at Qualcomm. Hope this works. Not sure how the Trolley stop works there.

[Phatt Matt s]

If I knew what an eclaire is/was I might understand your concern

You've got too much special sauce on your all-beef patties.

Open to me my bride. For my head is wet with dew.

[NoraBrimstone]

Eating the awesome vegan Mac & Cheese I just made. It doesn't look great, but it's fucking delicious!



Recipe here: http://vegangela.com/2011/04/27/best-veg...nd-cheese/

[Phatt Matt s]

Nora, that image is creating too much acid in my stomach as I salivate like pavlovs Doggies. I'm gonna get an ulcer if you keep this up. Did you make that? How could guys not be crawling through the windows of your house and begging you for marriage?

[NoraBrimstone]

.... Because I don't want them to? If a guy crawled through my window begging for marriage, I'd kick his head in and call the police.

[Phatt Matt s]

Kick his head in? Don't you have a gun. Or empty a canister of bear spray on him and then kick his head in lol

[NoraBrimstone]

Of course I don't have a gun. I'm not a coward.
Wtf is bear spray?!

[Phatt Matt s]

Bear spray is that stuff that people use where I live because In Montana Grizzlies come into town and knock garbage cans over in search of food, and you aren't aloud to kill a grizzly, so you spray their sensitive nose with this shit that burns way way way more than the mace that cops use.

We are in grizzly capital here. Grizzlies will literally tear the tents of campers down and tear folks limb from limb. Grizzlies ussually don't kill to eat. If you get attacked by a black bear however, he/she is almost definiteld planning to eat you.

Mountain lions up here will also kill and eat children but ussually not adults. Dying from a cougar would be sweet, they go for the neck!

Getting attacked by a wolverine is the worst.

[NoraBrimstone]

Interesting. I don't have that either. Just my little fighty self.

Living in a place where there are animals like that must be fucking terrifying. Pigeons are enough to scare the shit out of me here!

[Phatt Matt s]

Nah I was scared of spiders so I began spending time with them up close and eventually letting them craw on my hand with something made of cotton on it. then let one big hairy Mother Fucker crawl on the forearm and pushed down on him so hed bight me. It wasn't painful at all. Barely felt it and just had a few small white bumps. Then fell in love with spiders and held them often and got turantulas. They all died lol