For Fuck Sake

[Brian37]

Teenage con artists no different than old cons like Benny Hin and Jerry Falwell. Superstition is like Planters Peanuts, they are simply assorted nuts.

[Drich]

Acts 19:13 Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists took it upon themselves to call the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, “We[a] exorcise you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches.” 14 Also there were seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, who did so.

15 And the evil spirit answered and said, “Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?”

16 Then the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered[b] them, and prevailed against them,[c] so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded. 17 This became known both to all Jews and Greeks dwelling in Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified.

Either these girls are on par with Peter and the other Apstoles or they are just taking money from old women who want to be raped by demons.

[Zone]

If demons exist and are possessing anyone or doing anything at all get em in the laboratory so we can have evidence that they exist. Don't exorcise them these are prime specimens going to waste.

[gall]

Acts 19:13 Then some of the itinerant Jewish exorcists took it upon themselves to call the name of the Lord Jesus over those who had evil spirits, saying, “We[a] exorcise you by the Jesus whom Paul preaches.” 14 Also there were seven sons of Sceva, a Jewish chief priest, who did so.

15 And the evil spirit answered and said, “Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are you?”

16 Then the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, overpowered[b] them, and prevailed against them,[c] so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded. 17 This became known both to all Jews and Greeks dwelling in Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified.

Either these girls are on par with Peter and the other Apstoles or they are just taking money from old women who want to be raped by demons.

Can they be both considering that peter and the other old guys were full of shit too?

[Doubting Thomas]

Good thing I've never been bothered by demons so I don't have to cough up $400 a session to get rid of them. And seeing as how demons only bother the religious, I'm not likely to ever be bothered by them.

[Minimalist]

Either these girls are on par with Peter and the other Apstoles or they are just taking money from old women who want to be raped by demons.

No, dummy. These girls actually exist...unlike the rest of your bullshit. They are actual criminals who belong in actual jails.

[Angrboda]

I'm bothered by demons rather frequently, but I find that putting my hand between my legs and rubbing vigoriusly usually works it out. I think it would have to be a rather special demon for me to pay $400 to have it exercised. Not that I'm saying I couldn't see it, particularly if it involved being tied down and appropriate therapy applied by an expert, but as of yet, I have not been so possessed.

[Faith No More]

We have discovered the standard for absolute bullshit, and that is when even Drich realizes it's a scam.

[pocaracas]

The real question is: if providing this kind of services isn't illegal... then... I need to start an exorcism company... something with a catchy name like "the demon busters".




Why am I not the first to think of this?....

[Zone]

I think some of the things they busted would count as demons anyway. To be a ghost they have to be a a spirit of a dead human which half them don't appear to have been.