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Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!

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Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!
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RE: Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!
September 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm
OH for fuck's sake - I am going to have to order some underwear on line.

Some of you guys (and gals) have been on awesome form today.

You know - there was a time when I could laugh freely without a little bit of wee coming out. Where the hell are those intelligent design freaks now. I was designed by a moron. This morning I stubbed my little toe on the settee too - what, exactly was the point of the little toe? It only exists to be stubbed.
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RE: Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!
September 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm
(September 18, 2013 at 1:26 pm)max-greece Wrote: OH for fuck's sake - I am going to have to order some underwear on line.

Some of you guys (and gals) have been on awesome form today.

You know - there was a time when I could laugh freely without a little bit of wee coming out. Where the hell are those intelligent design freaks now. I was designed by a moron. This morning I stubbed my little toe on the settee too - what, exactly was the point of the little toe? It only exists to be stubbed.

There's a Japanese manufacturer who sells underwear with three leg holes such that if you soil the crotch due to incontinence or whatever, you can simply rotate the leg holes to obtain a fresh clean strip without having to change into a fresh pair. By this method you can triple the usable life of a pair of undies before they require washing. If you find yourself soiling yourself unusually frequently, you may want to acquire some of these.
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RE: Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!
September 18, 2013 at 1:58 pm
I get the same sort of effect by turning my dunghampers inside out every three or four weeks. Really cuts down on the washload.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Remember, they're only signs from god if you already agree!
September 18, 2013 at 2:02 pm
(September 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm)apophenia Wrote: If you find yourself soiling yourself unusually frequently, you may want to acquire some of these.

Or these:

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Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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September 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Reminds me of a college dorm mate who bathed once a month "whether he needed to or not."
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