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Atheists: Would you like to have wings
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 24, 2013 at 9:28 pm
(September 24, 2013 at 7:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Not at all, it could be carried.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 24, 2013 at 9:38 pm
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I am only posting this because I am starving. Sorry to anyone tempted by the photo.
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 24, 2013 at 9:49 pm
The only way I have heard of getting wings:


"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 24, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Red Bull is full of lies: I am still hungry without wings.

Perhaps they share a common trait with cake, if You know what I mean. Cool Shades
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 2:47 am
(September 24, 2013 at 9:28 pm)Rahul Wrote: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

It could grip it by the husk.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 7:25 am
(September 25, 2013 at 2:47 am)Stimbo Wrote: It could grip it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 7:42 am
(September 24, 2013 at 4:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No, but I'd happily take a set of gills.

As long as I could hide them behind my ear when I was out in the air I would take gills in a second even now in the real world if they could augment me.

It would take snorkeling to a whole new level.
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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 8:38 am
(September 25, 2013 at 7:25 am)Rahul Wrote:
(September 25, 2013 at 2:47 am)Stimbo Wrote: It could grip it by the husk.

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
But sir, it is only wafer thin...


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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 10:10 am
(September 25, 2013 at 8:38 am)Ben Davis Wrote: But sir, it is only wafer thin...


amidoinitrite?

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RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 10:34 am
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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