The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)

[Angrboda]

If winning was a planet we'd be receiving radio waves from it already. Wait, am I in the right thread?

[Brian37]

Creationist science: things me no understand, therefore god.

Creationist science= things me no understand, therefore god.

Fixed that for you. ( ":" does not mean the same thing as "=") Nit picky I know.

[Cato]

If winning was a planet we'd be receiving radio waves from it already. Wait, am I in the right thread?

Right thread? Now I know why they call it string theory.

[Brian37]

"String theory" will now be twisted by believers to mean "God did it".

[Esquilax]

Don't worry though, because it also says, later on, in 6:4,497: All adherents of the Book of Ryan get free ice cream and pie anywhere, from any store. Just take it. People will understand.

I read this and all my brain saw through my perv filter was "cream ... pie". Where do I sigb up?

You're in luck: there are points at which the Book of Ryan becomes downright pornographic in describing its sexual commandments (good name for a rock band?) and on the subject of cream and pies, it has this to say:

Ryan 69:69: Do it.

So, there you go.

[Ryantology]

I read this and all my brain saw through my perv filter was "cream ... pie". Where do I sigb up?

You're in luck: there are points at which the Book of Ryan becomes downright pornographic in describing its sexual commandments (good name for a rock band?) and on the subject of cream and pies, it has this to say:

Ryan 69:69: Do it.

So, there you go.

Ah, so you head your local chapter of Ryantology? Does this mean I can claim that Ryantology is a real global religion and stop paying taxes?

[max-greece]

Greek Chapter of Ryantology signing in with the traditional greeting:

"Less Jesus, more tits, please!!"

[Esquilax]

Ah, so you head your local chapter of Ryantology? Does this mean I can claim that Ryantology is a real global religion and stop paying taxes?

Well, I was kinda naming the religion after myself, but I'll happily be absorbed into the church of Ryantology if it'll get us a tax break.

Question: are all practitioners of Ryantology called Ryan?

[Cato]

Many do not believe because they are self righteous and do not think they would not get to go to heaven.
Others think that you must earn it by works of some kind. But that denies the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as the complete payment for sins.

And then there are those like myself that don't believe because the shit doesn't exist. Silly me.

[max-greece]

Many do not believe because they are self righteous and do not think they would not get to go to heaven.
Others think that you must earn it by works of some kind. But that denies the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as the complete payment for sins.

And then there are those like myself that don't believe because the shit doesn't exist. Silly me.

And how could you?

Lets just examine what was said:

"Many do not believe because they are self righteous and do not think they would not get to go to heaven."

So, taking out the double negatives - Self righteous people who don't believe think they will get into heaven.

First problem - people who don't believe probably don't believe in heaven. How could those people think they are going to get into somewhere that doesn't exist?

Its a complete nonsense statement.

"Others think that you must earn it by works of some kind. But that denies the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as the complete payment for sins."

Jesus paid for sins - so go crazy - murder, rape, steal, cheat and never help anyone but no worries, those sins were paid for. As long as you do it in the name of Jesus you're fine.

Religious logic - gotta love it.