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Typical Theist Post
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Typical Theist Post
Today I was thinking about atheism, blah blah blah.

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RE: Typical Theist Post
Yes....many examples of that around here.
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#3
RE: Typical Theist Post
What...no spelling errors?
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(October 5, 2013 at 8:04 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: What...no spelling errors?
I was hopping you'd notice.

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#5
RE: Typical Theist Post
Neat thread idea, but it won't make it to page 3 (or even 2).
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RE: Typical Theist Post
(October 5, 2013 at 8:11 pm)Airyaman Wrote: Neat thread idea, but it won't make it to page 3 (or even 2).

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lol....
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#7
RE: Typical Theist Post
TL;DR. :p

Hopping? Wink
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RE: Typical Theist Post
You forgot one very important part:


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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Well at least that got the spelling mistake in.
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We should prank a theist. The very next theist that comes to the forum and starts throwing out all the same tired BS we should all act like it's the first time we've heard it, pretend to be confused by how powerful and enlightening their argument is, and then start acting like we've found god suddenly.

It would be a riot.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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