Would you employ this designer?

[Esquilax]

No post-release support, instead relying on users for patches to his faulty designs.

Has thirty thousand different terms of use agreements.

Continuous delays of his Second Coming DLC.

Takes credit for user generated content.

Hires and maintains a vastly incompetent staff.

[max-greece]

Sets up conflicting user groups that war between themselves as to who are the proper representatives.

Discriminates on the basis of race, religion and sex.

98% fail rate by species.

More recently has taken to communicating only through delusional, schizophrenic illiterates with a penchant for children.

Makes wild claims as to "what he's done for us."

Reckons the whole world "owes him a debt."

Appears to be as scared of the user community as they are supposed to be of him.

[Walking Void]

Job experience: 14 billion years of spectating earth.

[pineapplebunnybounce]

Job experience: 14 billion years of spectating earth.

What an incredible resume.

[Heir Apparent]

Failed to leave any sort or document explaining how to properly sell the project to wary investors.

Failed in the beta test and forced to scrap 99% of the work force.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Job experience: 14 billion years of spectating earth.

"It's says on your application form 6000 years. Can you account for the remaining thirteen billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-four thousand please?"