Again...It Is So Hard to Satirize These Fuckers

[Minimalist]

that I'm putting this one in politics!

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28183%29

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Acknowledging that the government shutdown was coming to an end, an emotional Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) took to the Senate floor today to make an impassioned speech, telling his colleagues, “The dream of keeping poor people from seeing a doctor must never die.”

His eyes welling up with tears, Sen. Cruz said, “I embarked on this crusade with a simple goal: to keep affordable health care out of the reach of ordinary, hard-working Americans. And while this battle was lost, that dream—that precious, cherished dream—will live on.”

[Doubting Thomas]

Oh they'll keep trying to fuck everyone over, just wait and see.

Borowitz is getting as good as the Onion at accurately portraying these idiots.

[Bob Kelso]

Been a while since I've gotten a good laugh out of political satire.

[Ryantology]

I simply cannot get over the fact that Ted Cruz bears an amazing resemblance to the infamous Chris-chan.




Ted even sounds like him, though he's a lot more articulate:

Ted Cruz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaND49lLEoc&html5=1
Chris-chan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-12ug1cT0Q&html5=1

They're both Jesus-loving racist homophobes who think far too highly of themselves, so that works, too.

[*Deidre*]

Reason it's hard to satirize them, is because their real lives often appear like satires. :p Fact is stranger than fiction!

[bladevalant546]

Is honestly what he said?