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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.

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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 2:45 pm
(October 28, 2013 at 2:19 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(October 28, 2013 at 6:52 am)Marvin Wrote: [Image: realitybites.jpg]

Big bread or tiny man?

Both: the man's just really close to the camera. Gotta love forced perspective. Tongue
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 4:19 pm
It would appear that there is a problem in your relationship.

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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 4:31 pm
Power imbalances in relationships are bad- they lead to resentment and worse, scorn.

Sometimes the imbalance can't be corrected, but it can at least be discussed. Having someone who's supposed to love you order you around sounds like something that can, and should be, corrected.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 11:41 pm
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I cannot tell if there is sarcasm involved, but some people are taking this way too seriously! I mean, this is Violet! That opening post just screams lalalala.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 29, 2013 at 4:12 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2013 at 4:17 pm by Violet.)
(October 28, 2013 at 4:31 pm)Zazzy Wrote: Power imbalances in relationships are bad- they lead to resentment and worse, scorn.

What.

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Power imbalances are wonderful~ Tiger

Quote:Sometimes the imbalance can't be corrected, but it can at least be discussed. Having someone who's supposed to love you order you around sounds like something that can, and should be, corrected.

It sounds wonderful to me, actually. He won't do it, though Undecided Like, I would eternally do every household chore if he ordered me to do so, and I wouldn't mind a reward for my obedience and good work now and again Smile
(October 28, 2013 at 11:41 pm)Walking Void Wrote: I cannot tell if there is sarcasm involved, but some people are taking this way too seriously! I mean, this is Violet! That opening post just screams lalalala.

There's no way someone's going to be serious about this post, come off it~ Big Grin

Note: jalapenos do not mesh with the flavor profile of smoked silver salmon, mayo, pickles, and onion. :X
(October 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm)Cinjin Wrote: You're a woman now Violet, know your role and make the goddamn sandwich already!

As opposed to being a girl? I'm all grown up now?! Shock

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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm
(October 27, 2013 at 2:40 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I mean, seriously! Does he believe I'm some sort of stupid bitch he can boss around as he pleases? Angry

I just can't believe he would tell me to go make him food, he didn't even fucking ask! CAN I GET A SINGLE FUCKING "PLEASE" AROUND HERE?! This is getting out of hand.

Oh, and then I'm all 'ham okay? We don't have the dishes for salmon salad', and he's like 'I don't want ham right now'. WELL FORGIVE ME FOR NOT FOLLOWING YOUR EVERY WHIM AND WANT, MISTER! Angry

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Fucking hell, he is such a PIG. I hate him. Sad
Hey, if you're gonna call yourself a woman, that comes with the territory. Stop all your bitchin', get back in the kitchen. And don't forget the chips and iced tea.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 29, 2013 at 5:14 pm
(October 29, 2013 at 4:12 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Power imbalances are wonderful~ Tiger
If you want them. It's fucked up if you don't. More power to you if that's what floats your boat.
Quote:It sounds wonderful to me, actually. He won't do it, though Undecided Like, I would eternally do every household chore if he ordered me to do so, and I wouldn't mind a reward for my obedience and good work now and again Smile
Each to her own. I like to be asked nicely to do chores. I also like a good spanking sometimes. Different strokes.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 29, 2013 at 5:17 pm
(October 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm)John V Wrote: Hey, if you're gonna call yourself a woman, that comes with the territory. Stop all your bitchin', get back in the kitchen. And don't forget the chips and iced tea.

That, right there, is all he'd have to say. Some men give their bitches far too much leash-room.

We're not even going to talk about those who let them run free. #Faggots

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Maybe I should have put this in R'lyeh... I forgot we had it.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 30, 2013 at 4:42 am
I can move the thread for you dearest, if you want to Wink
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 30, 2013 at 4:47 am (This post was last modified: October 30, 2013 at 4:48 am by Violet.)
(October 30, 2013 at 4:42 am)Kayenneh Wrote: I can move the thread for you dearest, if you want to Wink

Only if you believe interest in the thread will suddenly skyrocket.

Such would make for a delightful evening Smile
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