The Pentecostal church down the street is hosting an event tonight. Miserable pagans! Evil heathens! Godless idolaters! Wicked devil lovers! Candy eaters!
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Happy HALLOWEEN 2013
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Vile candy eaters and meat beaters and sheet heaters.
 (October 31, 2013 at 9:04 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote:(October 30, 2013 at 10:43 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I know of a guy who printed out Bible verses on little 1x2 inch pieces of paper and handed them out to everyone who came to his door along with the candy. As I understand - only the really dark halloween-type stuff. Bears eating kids, mothers gutted, beating slaves, child stonings ... all the fun morbid shit that Yahweh commanded. ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) RE: Happy HALLOWEEN
October 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 11:18 pm by Cinjin.)
Well it was a rainy shitty evening to take my son out Trick or Treating. Kinda sucked, but he still got a lot of candy and seemed to have a wonderful time.
Shocking - I didn't see any free spirits roaming around on this All Hallows. 
This is how you get the treats:
![[Image: 1384393_559947647426276_1413884009_n.jpg]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1384393_559947647426276_1413884009_n.jpg) This works even better: ![[Image: 1381751_554227577978836_1095748923_n.png]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1381751_554227577978836_1095748923_n.png)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
   "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
I'm proud of my son. This year he was more into trick-or-treating and was having fun with it unlike last year when he was still pretty scared of the Halloween decorations. He was still a little scared this year, but I kept reassuring him that they were just for fun, they weren't real, and they weren't going to hurt him. He seemed to learn and get less frightened, especially since he knew that people were handing out candy. Next year I'm sure he'll really be into it, since he'll be 4 going on 5. Our 2 year old daughter enjoyed it too and didn't care about the spooky decorations. She just wanted the candy.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
nice to see adults still dress up!
Unfortunately, I was working late on Halloween, so no dressing up for me this year.
 Enjoy a picture of me from last year.  Many of you will have seen this already. I'm in the middle... fuck knows how many cigars I smoked that night, but it had to be done in order to make the costume work. Cunt
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