Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
Oh, and I don't cuss enough, and NOBODY thinks I am funny.
Oh, and I don't cuss enough, and NOBODY thinks I am funny.
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An intro from a noob
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I think you're funny Brian
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
  Beccs! I'm also from Sydney living elsewhere. Kiaora! How is Atearoa? Anyway  to this little corner of sanity on the web.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Hello, and welcome.
For Religion & Health see:[/b][/size] Williams & Sternthal. (2007). Spirituality, religion and health: Evidence and research directions. Med. J. Aust., 186(10), S47-S50. -LINK
The WIN/Gallup End of Year Survey 2013 found the US was perceived to be the greatest threat to world peace by a huge margin, with 24% of respondents fearful of the US followed by: 8% for Pakistan, and 6% for China. This was followed by 5% each for: Afghanistan, Iran, Israel, North Korea. -LINK "That's disgusting. There were clean athletes out there that have had their whole careers ruined by people like Lance Armstrong who just bended thoughts to fit their circumstances. He didn't look up cheating because he wanted to stop, he wanted to justify what he was doing and to keep that continuing on." - Nicole Cooke 
I will laugh at your jokes if they keep being as funny as you
. You are funny! Welcome! 
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon 
Rebecca is a beautiful name.
I think you'll find your smartass abilities to be of great benefit here. Welcome ^_^
I haven't seen Ivy this excited for a few weeks now. I think you have a new fan
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
Time capsule Welcome.
Please wait 12 to 18 months before reading this post. If I have been banned by the time you read this, I hope to catch you on another forum perhaps. 
Welcome,
At least we don't have to worry about a smartarse shortage- we've got loads of them on here and they all think they are president of the smartarse club. Obviously - I am the president - but we do mix with the bunnies from time to time.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
 RE: An intro from a noob
November 10, 2013 at 11:47 am
(This post was last modified: November 10, 2013 at 11:50 am by The Reality Salesman01.)
(November 9, 2013 at 4:55 pm)Beccs Wrote: I think I'm smarter than I possibly am... Don't we all? I've heard before (and I believe it) that the majority of people in the world consider themselves to have above average intelligence. But clearly this cannot be! It is my hypothesis that the ones who are wrong-may very well be the people that claim to be "bad test-takers". You mean you're smart until we attempt to measure it?  (November 9, 2013 at 7:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.  I do. As long as your jokes aren't directed at a team with a star on their helmet... 
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