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Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
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Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 9:21 am
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/...CMP=twt_gu

They've got wee little jumpers on! Tiger
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 10:26 am
Oh how precious, thanks Fidel, this made me smile! Smile
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 4:17 pm
Hahahaha! So cute in their "wee little jumpers"!
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 10:54 pm
One of my best friends just got a little tortoise as a pet, it's pretty fucking awesome. Especially when it tries to climb up the side of the box it lives in and falls over on its back. Seems retarded as fuck but it's cute. I'll have to tell her to get it a christmas jumper Smile
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 11:39 pm
Missed an obvious opportunity to make a suicide bomber jacket.
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 22, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Slow and steady ... and woolly ... wins the race.
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 23, 2013 at 7:11 am
Thanks for the laughs, do they make those things in Rottweiler sizes.

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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 23, 2013 at 11:07 am
(November 23, 2013 at 7:11 am)Godschild Wrote: Thanks for the laughs, do they make those things in Rottweiler sizes.

You must have a pretty big tortoise...
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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm
(November 23, 2013 at 11:07 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(November 23, 2013 at 7:11 am)Godschild Wrote: Thanks for the laughs, do they make those things in Rottweiler sizes.

You must have a pretty big tortoise...

No tortoise, they would make good costumes for my Rottweilers at special events.

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RE: Funny Tortoises to make you Smile
November 24, 2013 at 3:57 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2013 at 4:05 am by Mystical.)
I think the bunny jumper is my favorite Wink

Saw this on FB, it made me smile too.

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