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How do I join the cult of Atheism?

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How do I join the cult of Atheism?
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:35 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 10:35 am by Kayenneh.)
Woollen pantyhose, it's the shit if you want to stay warm! Heart

EDIT: Not to mention super erotic! Big Grin
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:37 am
lol, my knee-high boots fit the bill.
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:40 am (This post was last modified: November 25, 2013 at 10:40 am by pocaracas.)
Y'all be wearing this
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When you should be wearing this:
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am
Depends on how high the heat is set.

You should see the idiots that go clubbing in Charlotte when it's under 40° who never wear a coat.
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:52 am
(November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Depends on how high the heat is set.

You should see the idiots that go clubbing in Charlotte when it's under 40° who never wear a coat.

It is known.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer.
It is known.
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 10:54 am
(November 25, 2013 at 10:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: It is known.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer.
It is known.

Agreed. But since their hands were in their armpits when they weren't tugging their skirts down over blue legs, I doubt they'd had enough.
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 11:13 am
(November 25, 2013 at 10:54 am)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: It is known.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer.
It is known.

Agreed. But since their hands were in their armpits when they weren't tugging their skirts down over blue legs, I doubt they'd had enough.
It must be a rite of some sort... Thinking
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm
(November 25, 2013 at 10:54 am)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:52 am)pocaracas Wrote: It is known.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer.
It is known.

Agreed. But since their hands were in their armpits when they weren't tugging their skirts down over blue legs, I doubt they'd had enough.
In winter we see a lot of girls with knee high boots, warm jackets, and butt level shorts. You can see their goosebumps on their thighs. Idiots.
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 12:08 pm
(November 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm)Ivy Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:54 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Agreed. But since their hands were in their armpits when they weren't tugging their skirts down over blue legs, I doubt they'd had enough.
In winter we see a lot of girls with knee high boots, warm jackets, and butt level shorts. You can see their goosebumps on their thighs. Idiots.

Males love goosebumps.


That's why they do it, right?
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RE: How do I join the cult of Atheism?
November 25, 2013 at 12:12 pm
(November 25, 2013 at 10:52 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(November 25, 2013 at 10:48 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Depends on how high the heat is set.

You should see the idiots that go clubbing in Charlotte when it's under 40° who never wear a coat.

It is known.
Alcohol makes you feel warmer.
It is known.

According to what stewie said it makes you feel colder because it contrains the blood vessels or something
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