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The perfect God's imperfect book.

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The perfect God's imperfect book.
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#21
RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 14, 2009 at 3:48 am
Thanks guys, some good laughs there!
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#22
RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 14, 2009 at 9:37 am
(November 12, 2009 at 10:07 am)rjh4 Wrote: If God exists and revealed Himself to us through the Bible, why would you think that somehow you or I know better than God ?

Why do I think I know better than the God of the bible? Because I do know better.

I know better that a test for fidelity is not eating dirt of the church floor.

I know better than to send two bears to 'rip up' little children.

I know better that causing death and destruction is not a show of mercifulness.

I know better that men's breasts are not full of milk.

I know better that atheists are not 'fools that never do anything good'.

I know better that snails do not melt.

I know better that "swine flesh" is fine to eat.


I could go on and on and on. All that was plucked from the bible.
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#23
RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Quote:I know better that men's breasts are not full of milk.
Shock Where was that in the bible? Shock

Quote:I know better that snails do not melt.
Or that Shock

The thing is even more ridiculous than I thought :S
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RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I have heard of men producing something out of their breasts when there was a child in need although I didn't think is was "milk" proper, but rather a nutritive clear fluid. Anyway...

http://www.ehow.com/how_5057229_make-man-lactate.html

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RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 19, 2009 at 2:16 am
Man breastfeeding.... that is just horrible.. I wish I could unsee that lol... I will vomit uncontrollably for 3 hours now. ;\\ jk haha

I have temptation to try this lactation... naw. Big Grin
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RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Well, both men and women have mammary glands... just the mammary glands of men remain non-activated by their hormones.

You actually can activate the gland with male to female hormone therapy... which is a very nice prospect if you are a MtF... but a very sour prospect if you are suffering from testicular cancer (and are not a MtF). Smile
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#27
RE: The perfect God's imperfect book.
November 23, 2009 at 2:21 am
hah! How'd we get to this topic?
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