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Stupid things Christians say.
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Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm by Pillowpants.)
Okay so my parents are fundamental Christians and home-school my little brother because they bigots who don't care about others religious views. He is an agnostic and so he found this to be funny in his home-school curriculum and pointed it out to me.

"The purpose of the schools as stated in the law and constitution was to teach the children how to read so that they could read the Bible."

What was the funniest and stupidest thing a Christian has ever said to you.
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Here's the best one...

"God is real."

OH!! HOHOHO!!!! HOHO!!! HO!!! That one cracks me up every time... *wipes away tear of laughter* I'm exaggerating, really... I actually get annoyed when they say that. Pisses me off. =3=
This isn't the 1500s anymore! Quit following a fucking book, Cheesus Crust...
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm by Pillowpants.)
(Myself talking with my creationist father)

Me: So if things never evolved why do whales have leg bones?

Father: God must have given them legs so they could get the the ark.

He was dead serious, he wasn't laughing. I lol'd
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2009 at 6:30 pm by Violet.)
ROFLOL

You aren't pulling our legs...? That's damn funny either way... but it is much more worrisome if you aren't just kidding... Smile

Frankly, I'm laughing inside from the moment a Christian tries to debate. They usually end up getting frustrated by my laughing out out loud at their idiocy Smile
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Whales would die if they where on an ark wouldn't they? Dodgy
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Of course not, Silly Darwinian! Tiger

Obviously God would have let them breath air for just a short while!

Of course... 2 good sized whales would fill up a lot of the ark... most of it in fact... Smile
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:33 pm
But then Noah could have a nice chat with Jonah Big Grin
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Not since Jonah came at LEAST a millennia afterward Tongue

O WAIT! God can do ANYTHING! I wonder if Jonah enjoyed that chat Wink
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Whales do breath air, they have to come up, which is the most convincing evidence that there ancestors lived on land. Confirmed by the fossil record, the fact that they have leg bones, and genetics
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RE: Stupid things Christians say.
November 12, 2009 at 6:41 pm
They also would have no need of an ark so what's the point in having leg bones? Could you imagine an ark big enough to hold two blue whales as well as all the rest.

Think I'll stick with evolution.
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