Stupid things Christians say.

[Pillowpants]

Its not supposed to make sense. And were not supposes to critique it, its just pose to be funny. Of course whales wouldn't go on the ark because they wouldn't drown in a flood.

[Darwinian]

But we love critiquing things.. It's what we do best

[Pillowpants]

This... is true...

[Violet]

Lol, i understand that whales breath air... I was making a joke as to putting them inside the ship ^_^

I actually did the measurements once (as they appear in the Bible)... the ark is ridiculously small to carry 2 of every animal (AND 7 of some)... it MIGHT be big enough to contain the animals that were around our poor desert goat herders... but not much past that

[Tails Turrosaki]

"GOD HATES FAGS!"

I thought God loved everyone. :S

[binny]

LOLOLOLOL! Whales on the ark!?! Whales live in the ocean so they wouldn't need to be saved from the flood. They wouldn't care if the earth flooded. Hell they'd like it. More room for them to swim around. LOLOLOLOLOL!

[littlegrimlin1]

Lol, ask 'em if whales were on the ark too, if they say yes, laugh at them! lol

What I find most annoying and hate most are:

1) Do you have a heart? (Me: Yes) How do you know? (Humans have hearts, scientific fact) Were you told this? (Yes) Same with god. (No, never been proven) and on and on...
2) Does jupiter exist? (Yes) How do you know? (Again, scientific proof) Have you ever seen it? (Yes) How? (Photographs, facts, everything) But you've never personally seen it? (No) How do you know it exists? (ugh, on and on and on.....)

I hate these questions....... Is it that I'm not refuting them well enough or.... is it just them ignoring rationality?

[beenthere]

My grandmother after seeing me wear lipstick: " If god wanted you to have red lips, he would have made them red".

Me looking at her new perm: "Wouldn't god have made your hair curly if he wanted you to have curly hair?"

Grams prayed for me a lot!

[littlegrimlin1]

haha, stupid things Christians say... I heard one today at school just a few minutes ago lol. "Where you think we come from, the erf? (earth), I'm not hatin' on you, I always would just wonder how we got a heart (and other organs)"

Seems like more people just need to do the research and know the facts. I'm tired of expaining the same case to all these sky-daddy believers. ;\\\

[Violet]

I hate these questions....... Is it that I'm not refuting them well enough or.... is it just them ignoring rationality?

Well... everything exists in some form or another... but you can also not be entirely certain of anything. Because we can't know if there is a 'universe' that exists outside of logic. It would be logical to rule out such an existence... but as the illogical has been proven to exist (see Christians)... how can we be certain that an illogical universe doesn't exist?

How many walls do you have to see... until you find the 'wall' that is really a door? How many floors do you cross, till you cross a pitfall trap? Things are not always what they seem... and we must justify (however wrongly) things before we believe them. For some of us... Jupiter can never be proven to exist... others of us need only to see it... many of us need only for it to be observed by technology