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Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
#11
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 3:10 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: Why would a theist kill themselves? To be with God, the boundless love? To see deceased, saved loved ones? To escape this vale of tears? The possible reasons are quite easy to find, if you're not a moron DOS.

To each it's time. God wants me to be there if you wish.
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The atheist would find the 100 excuses not to kill himself. The brave atheist would kill himself right now in order to manifest his selfwill on the most vital point (life/death) and that his will it's all his otherwise the atheist, the learned dullard he is, doesn't have control over his life, all in hands of God.
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#12
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 3:24 am)DOS Wrote:
(December 13, 2013 at 3:10 am)MindForgedManacle Wrote: Why would a theist kill themselves? To be with God, the boundless love? To see deceased, saved loved ones? To escape this vale of tears? The possible reasons are quite easy to find, if you're not a moron DOS.

To each it's time. God wants me to be there if you wish.
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The atheist would find the 100 excuses not to kill himself. The brave atheist would kill himself right now in order to manifest his selfwill on the most vital point (life/death) and that his will it's all his otherwise the atheist, the learned dullard he is, doesn't have control over his life, all in hands of God.

But what's the point of me killing myself tonight if tomorrow you are gonna post same shit all over again? Even my death won't shut you up.
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#13
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 3:35 am)feeling Wrote: But what's the point of me killing myself tonight if tomorrow you are gonna post same shit all over again? Even my death won't shut you up.

I know something that will. And if DOS keeps copy/pasting instead of actually responding, he'll discover that soon enough. Devil
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#14
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 3:48 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(December 13, 2013 at 3:35 am)feeling Wrote: But what's the point of me killing myself tonight if tomorrow you are gonna post same shit all over again? Even my death won't shut you up.

I know something that will. And if DOS keeps copy/pasting instead of actually responding, he'll discover that soon enough. Devil

Aaaaand we've got ourselves a prophet. Very accurate, I must say.
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#15
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
I suspect someone had inside information.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 4:47 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Aaaaand we've got ourselves a prophet. Very accurate, I must say.

And it had nothing to do with the fact that I can see the back channel and already knew what was going to happen at all. Angel Cloud
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
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#17
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
(December 13, 2013 at 4:57 am)Stimbo Wrote: I suspect someone had inside information.

The atheist will always find 100 excuses not to believe. Just have faith, man.
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#18
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
Memo to self: never read the forum whilst having a mouthful of drink.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#19
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
Bye DOS - god-dammed single tasking MF that you were.

You won't be missed.

C:\>Del *.* /s /q
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#20
RE: Unfortunately the Christian will have to kill themselves to prove their faith
I wonder if he realised when he chose the name DOS that it would ultimately mean Denial Of Service?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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