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Creation adventure
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 12:29 am
The fuck did I just watch...
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#12
RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 12:59 am
If someone were to create satire on creationists beliefs, ironically, it would not be so dissimilar to this. What's depressing is that this is clearly made for children.
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 1:18 am
(December 16, 2013 at 12:59 am)JohnCrichton72 Wrote: If someone were to create satire on creationists beliefs, ironically, it would not be so dissimilar to this. What's depressing is that this is clearly made for children.
I do not even need to see the need to create parody of creationism. It is funny fuck and they're trying to be serious
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 5:40 am
They keep repeating that lame arse refrain"they weren't there".
Fucking lying shitbags.
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 6:07 am
(December 16, 2013 at 1:18 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I do not even need to see the need to create parody of creationism. It is funny fuck and they're trying to be serious

That's the product of attempting to be serious while having absolutely nothing approaching sanity or rationality in the position you're attempting to be serious about. You'd probably get the same result by attempting to educate children on the reality of Aesop's Fables.
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm
Pfft. That show sucks. Everybody knows that "Bibleman" is great Christian programming* for children.





*and by "programming," I mean both TV and psychological
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#17
RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 5:05 pm
(December 16, 2013 at 5:40 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They keep repeating that lame arse refrain"they weren't there".
Fucking lying shitbags.

In a way they're right. No one was there.

Not us. Not them. And certainly not their imaginary friend.

However, there are plenty of people who have dedicated their lives to the science of studying the times and they have plenty of evidence to support their conclusions.

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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm
(December 16, 2013 at 5:40 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They keep repeating that lame arse refrain"they weren't there".
Fucking lying shitbags.


That's true....they also weren't there when their silly-assed god allegedly poofed everything into existence.

I wonder why the fuckheads never make that connection?
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RE: Creation adventure
December 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm
(December 16, 2013 at 5:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 16, 2013 at 5:40 am)Zen Badger Wrote: They keep repeating that lame arse refrain"they weren't there".
Fucking lying shitbags.


That's true....they also weren't there when their silly-assed god allegedly poofed everything into existence.

I wonder why the fuckheads never make that connection?

No but god was there! and dictated genesis to moses without a single error!
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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