I Wonder How Good Fucking "God" Would Do If

[Minimalist]

Don't tell G-C that. He thinks he's god's gift.

[Rayaan]

[Jacob(smooth)]

[Rayaan]

[Minimalist]

Out of interest does the Qu'ran say what is to be done with munafiq s?

Probably involves rocks. Limited imagination with those people!

[Brakeman]

[Jacob(smooth)]

No, it simply dodges the hard questions.. but anyway.. Lets reverse it for fun.

Lets!

I believe that there is no god anywhere of any kind.

Good for you. Have a gold star.

I completely disrespect all forms of religion.

Yeah, I could tell

I think that the ancient prophets and jesus were, if they existed at all, at best sheep and donkey rapists.

Oooo, your incisive hermeneutic deconstruction of scripture is convincing me of your rational and evidence based approach!hock: I feel the stirrings of a humanist conversion inside me Yes, I see it now!

No, wait, its heartburn. Since there is no particular evidence (of which I'm aware) that Jesus Christ had carnal knowledge of livestock I can only assume that this comment is meant either to impress atheists with your bold stance or to get a rise out of theists. Which makes it either a bit needy or bit troll'y.

So would you judge me as amiss if I called myself a christian?

Mate, I wouldn't judge you amiss if you called yourself the second coming of the donkey raping messiah or the noodly appendage of the FSM. Not my job.

Would you or your personal friends disagree with me?

I wouldn't. I'd have to ask but I rather doubt any of my friends give a flying monkeys fuck what you call yourself either.

If I joined a christian forum, would anybody contest my claim, and if they did, would that be unusual?

Oh almost certainly. Mind you, you do get some odd people on Christian forums. Some of them would contest your claim if you claimed not to be demonically possessed.

[Brakeman]

Lets!
Good for you. Have a gold star.
Yeah, I could tell
..

If I joined a christian forum, would anybody contest my claim, and if they did, would that be unusual?

Oh almost certainly. Mind you, you do get some odd people on Christian forums. Some of them would contest your claim if you claimed not to be demonically possessed.

You continue to play distractions with the little smiley icons and the handing out of stars as if my sentences there were individual debate points. You knew that my description of myself was not an argument to convince you to "be like me" nor that my reference to prophet bestiality was anything but my literary device to defy and disgust those things that christians hold dear.

No, you falsely pretended to deflect the rather direct question as to why my claim to be a christian would not be just as derision-able as yours by making side jokes of every sentence.

You admitted that I would be called out as a non christian on a christian site, but deflected to imply that it was they who would be amiss because they might even additionally say that I would be possessed of demons.

You then claimed that you would not judge people who describe themselves as anything. You say it is "not your job." Well Why is it "your job" to discuss anything? Why would a christian's self delusional title claim be any different than any other theistic claim that you've heard questioned and debated on this board? Why do you think yourself exempt from having your hypocrisy pointed out to you?

[Jacob(smooth)]

You continue to play distractions with the little smiley icons and the handing out of stars as if my sentences there were individual debate points.

No, I don't think they could be considered "debate points"

You knew that my description of myself was not an argument to convince you to "be like me" nor that my reference to prophet bestiality was anything but my literary device to defy and disgust those things that christians hold dear.

Yeah, like I said, its to try to provoke a reaction (disgust). Its the equivalent of the "yo mama" Jokes. Quite funny actually in a juvenile sort of way.

No, you falsely pretended to deflect the rather direct question as to why my claim to be a christian would not be just as derision-able as yours by making side jokes of every sentence.

I pretended to deflect... as opposed to REALLY deflecting? Or pretending to answer?

I'll try again with smaller words.

You can claim to be whatever you want, its none of my business and I don't care.

I can claim to be whatever I want, its none of your business and you shouldn't care.

I honestly don't know how to make it any clearer to you.

You admitted that I would be called out as a non christian on a christian site, but deflected to imply that it was they who would be amiss because they might even additionally say that I would be possessed of demons.

No, I wasn't deflecting. Once again I'll try with smaller words. Ahem.

If someone called you a "non christian" on a christian site It WOULD be amiss... because its none of their business how you choose to define yourself.

You then claimed that you would not judge people who describe themselves as anything. You say it is "not your job." Well Why is it "your job" to discuss anything?

Oh its absolutely my job to discuss stuff! But, whatever views I may hold, I don't stomp around pouting and demanding that other people agree. Most especially if they are views about how someone else defines themselves.

Why would a christian's self delusional title claim be any different than any other theistic claim that you've heard questioned and debated on this board? Why do you think yourself exempt from having your hypocrisy pointed out to you?

As I said you are welcome to your view. I merely dispute your qualifications to tell me what I ought to call myself. I'm almost flattered that you take my self labeling so seriously!

Oh and sorry about the smilies. Thing is bro, you take yourself seriously enough for both of us!

[Minimalist]

I believe the teachings of Jesus, in particular the sermon on the mount, are for the most part beautiful, relevant and worth following.

Rogers: Well, blessed is just about everyone with a vested
interest in the status quo, if I'm right with you there, Reg?

Reg: Yeah, well, what Jesus quietly fails to appreciate is
that it's the meek who're the problem.

Judith: Yes, yes, absolutely Reg, yes, I see!