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My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!

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My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
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My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 27, 2013 at 11:56 pm
So my friends are all weird perverts they think my yawns sound weird, and by weird I mean kinky. My friend Becky recorded me. Here what do u guys think?



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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 27, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Your friends are right.
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 27, 2013 at 11:58 pm
Hmmmm. Well, in the dark, where we don't know the corresponding movements, I can see their point. Try the same experiment in normal filming light. Might be different.
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 12:01 am (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 12:03 am by BrokenQuill92.)
(December 27, 2013 at 11:58 pm)c172 Wrote: Hmmmm. Well, in the dark, where we don't know the corresponding movements, I can see their point. Try the same experiment in normal filming light. Might be different.

Nobody told us it was dark! That's what I get when two blind girls have a video camera!
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 12:06 am
They sound like orgasms to be frank.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 12:08 am
(December 28, 2013 at 12:06 am)paulpablo Wrote: They sound like orgasms to be frank.

That's what that perv Becky said and I told to get her head out of the gutter
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 12:12 am
(December 28, 2013 at 12:01 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(December 27, 2013 at 11:58 pm)c172 Wrote: Hmmmm. Well, in the dark, where we don't know the corresponding movements, I can see their point. Try the same experiment in normal filming light. Might be different.

Nobody told us it was dark! That's what I get when two blind girls have a video camera!

Ohhh, OK. Hadn't thought of that. I thought it was somebody with typical vision helping you, or maybe you had some way of knowing it was dark (of all the friends I have made with one disability or another, I have very little knowledge of blind folks).
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 12:14 am
(December 28, 2013 at 12:12 am)c172 Wrote:
(December 28, 2013 at 12:01 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Nobody told us it was dark! That's what I get when two blind girls have a video camera!

Ohhh, OK. Hadn't thought of that. I thought it was somebody with typical vision helping you, or maybe you had some way of knowing it was dark (of all the friends I have made with one disability or another, I have very little knowledge of blind folks).
Shoulda had zack help me sigh but he ditched me for his boyfriend. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 3:34 am (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 3:35 am by Violet.)
So. I'm told that this is orgazmz and shizz... but you know? I just... I can't bring myself to verify. Probably because I don't know you.

I can see it now: I am walking up to a random man in the street, asking him, "Hey, do my farts sound weird?", and blasting him with an explosion of fiery passion... from my bowels.

Then we'd become fast friends, and cook together. Ahhh, so romantic Heart
(December 28, 2013 at 12:14 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Shoulda had zack help me sigh but he ditched me for his boyfriend. Whatever happened to bros before hoes?

I don't know... can you have sex with bros?
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RE: My Yawns DON'T Sound Weird!!!
December 28, 2013 at 3:46 am
Haha they do sound like sexy moans. Kinda cute though.
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