Does god have a butthole?

[Ksa]

Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

God has an anus to purge filthy and vile shits like belligerent atheists.

Oh and you are so much better because you worship the Holy Spirit as God, that is? God's sexual organs that got Mary pregnant. You say in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...I would rather come out God's anus than to worship his dick like you do. And the 3 are one. Song Of Solomon chapter 5 Verse 16, Hiku Mamtakeen, Vihulo Muhammadin, zedudi vei zeyree banok yerusalaim...O DAUGHTERS of Jerusalem, the Holy spirit is coming. Let's suck some penis. And this is the abomination you worship and believe in. Eating and drinking your own God...I would comment on what you eat and drink but I'm too much of a gentleman.

Abomination.

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What is funny about that? You Christians really are quite seriously thick. I think that is your main problem.

Don't get mad just because someone called you out for asking a stupid question. This isn't grade school. there are stupid questions in life. "Does God have a butthole?" is one of them.

Therefore if you ask a stupid question,if your lucky expect a stupid answer. (one containing a equal measure of offense and disrespect as found in your orginal question.)

Get over yourself no one 'called me out' you made an incredibly stupid comment you think is a joke. Why should I have any respect for your stupid god with which your fucking priests tortured us. You have wasted so much time and effort of mankind on your stupid religions and caused us so much anguish and now you think you are entitled to respect?

You Christians lie constantly, indoctrinate children too young to know the difference and even torture children who won't 'obey' and believe.

That we even bother to entertain you here is a testament to our superior morals because you know very well that Christian websites ban anyone who questions their stupid beliefs.

[Drich]

Don't get mad just because someone called you out for asking a stupid question. This isn't grade school. there are stupid questions in life. "Does God have a butthole?" is one of them.

Therefore if you ask a stupid question,if your lucky expect a stupid answer. (one containing a equal measure of offense and disrespect as found in your orginal question.)

Get over yourself no one 'called me out' you made an incredibly stupid comment you think is a joke. Why should I have any respect for your stupid god with which your fucking priests tortured us. You have wasted so much time and effort of mankind on your stupid religions and caused us so much anguish and now you think you are entitled to respect?

You Christians lie constantly, indoctrinate children too young to know the difference and even torture children who won't 'obey' and believe.

That we even bother to entertain you here is a testament to our superior morals because you know very well that Christian websites ban anyone who questions their stupid beliefs.

I guess we now can say with some certainty that là bạn điên is more accurately translated butthole in English rather than a simple turd.

[Minimalist]

You are in no position to call anyone else a turd, Drippy.

At least he doesn't believe in fairy tales.

[Drich]

You are in no position to call anyone else a turd, Drippy.

At least he doesn't believe in fairy tales.

I specifically said he was not a turd. I said he was a butthole.

[MindForgedManacle]

Of course God has a butthole; where do you think the fundamentalists come from? ;-D As for the Westboro Baptist Church types, well, even God has to go diarrhea sometimes. Goddamn sinners go through his system like hell. ;3 Fred Phelps was among the worst of that excrement...

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running along little drich. No one here cares what you have to say.

[Fruity]

Sometimes when I read the things theists around here post I ask myself, "What was I thinking?"

Anyway, I believe that FSM does indeed have a butthole. That's where we get Prego sauce.

[Drich]

running along little drich. No one here cares what you have to say.

It's like your trying to "pinch off" the topic, rather than let things progress..

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poor little drich