Does god have a butthole?

[Avodaiah]

I guess he does, he has to take a dumb once in a while himself or he would he be having a intestinal obstruction and get a reflux through the mouth with feces.

[Drich]

I guess he does, he has to take a dumb once in a while himself or he would he be having a intestinal obstruction and get a reflux through the mouth with feces.

This is a GREAT example of a literal translation verses a contextual translation, which is also the reason why we must turn to the Greek or Hebrew when the English is in question.

Just saying..

[Avodaiah]

This is a GREAT example of a literal translation verses a contextual translation, which is also the reason why we must turn to the Greek or Hebrew when the English is in question.

Just saying..

Actually it was a typo. It was supposed to say something like "DO NOT DUMP HERE".
Kudos anyway though

[Ksa]

With all this bathroom humor… I feel like I just walked into an unruly 2nd grade classroom.

Actually, God will be having the last laff on this subject!

According to the bible, atheists/unbelievers will be seriously shitting their pants when He arrives!

And that should cause a major stink!

It's ok, I volunteer to go to Hell and meet the lust poured prostitutes of Ezekiel chapter 23, so I can give it a try. No man reading the Bible didn't wonder what could possibly be going on in those holes that no one could sate.

And of course, you can imagine that Egyptian commanders were selected among the strongest, tallest and muscular men of that time, so I believe, to get fucked by that and live, there was a selection among prostitutes too, so the emerging Oholah and Oholibah were so physically capable that they could fuck anything walking the Earth, including cattle.

You want me to go to Heaven, with the Saints...dry bones...they don't laugh, smile, dance nor do they watch a football match. No entertainment. Not even a french-fashioned blowjob from time to time. They just sit there, praying and nagging God, they must have killed the poor fellow long ago. The most stupid, close-minded and mentally retarded people go to Heaven. Heaven would look like a sanatorium from end to end.

But in Hell, with good company like Oholah and her sister Oholibah, I get to bounce them on a spring, cum into them and pour my lust onto them, because it's what they want! Then we can do contests: Whoever can sate either prostitute, gets her for wife, because we know from Jesus that in Heaven, resurrected bodies are spiritualised and cannot be given in marriage, but in Hell, it is permitted. So we can take turns and as often as my cock wears out, Satan will give me a new cock so I can continue to fill my duty.

And the cock hungry daughters from the Song of Solomon Chapter number 5 verse number 16, Hiku Mamtakeen Vihulo Muhammadin, Zedudee Vei Zerii Banok Jerusalaim, the beautiful cock coming to sate the daughters (not the elders and not the men). I'll take them too. I leave no one behind. Like a soldier, forced into cock labor.

And you know, before I give it a try, I talk to Satan, get some dextroamphetamine with clonidine, 1 hour before I pour myself onto them, or 30minutes before if taken an antacid, to get that fresh boy face you know, the one that is tuned to perceive beauty in its pure form. And you can lie with the saints in Heaven, praying to God, while I get to bang the babes and have all the fun in Hell, with the most beautiful people of the world.


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LOL

[Whateverist]

To the original question: of course He is! Have you never read the old testament? One of the biggest assholes on the planet .. or wherever they're hiding him lately.

[Neo-Scholastic]

No, I want to live in the warmth of God's love And the light of his truth in communion with others who feel the same way. You're welcome to join.

Since pooping isn't sinful, and in heaven one can do what one desires so long as it isn't sinful, does that mean glorified bodies have buttholes?

Could I just spend all my time pooping, in heaven?

Yet another example of your anal obsession.

[ronedee]

Why is that? I thought your god loves us all and we are his children? Surely someone wise and great like God would understand why we are all atheists , wag a finger at us for our lack of faith then tell us he loves us all and take us to heaven anyway.

Yes, we are all His children. Unfortunately, its not that easy. Love needs to be reciprocal.

But, there is Hope. And God can see into His childrens hearts.

Jesus said this to His disciples, about the afterlife: "I will tell you how it will be.....Those who come to the light, will come to me."

So, in the end... we "can" have a one on one meeting w/ Him.

Apparently we have a choice...even then! Good Luck w/ yours!

[Esquilax]

Yet another example of your anal obsession.

And as I pointed out to you earlier: one post from me, in a thread specifically about butts, versus three posts now, one of which came entirely out of nowhere, specifically mentions "taking it up the ass," and did so in a thread that had nothing to do with butts.

Scorecard? Chad, you've posted more than one hundred percent more about the butt than I have, in more lurid language, and in less appropriate places. It's fairly clear which of us has the anal obsession, here.

[Polaris]

God through Jesus Christ had all parts a male would have, so yes He would have an anus,.

It's fairly clear which of us has the anal obsession, here.

You. You talk more about it. It's easy to shove it on others, but when the posts are counted, it's you who has demonstrated a certain affinity for the posterior region. I have a whip if you like....

[Esquilax]

You. You talk more about it. It's easy to shove it on others, but when the posts are counted, it's you who has demonstrated a certain affinity for the posterior region. I have a whip if you like....

Unlike you, I actually have counted the posts. Some of Chad's are even in my hall of shame contributions. When I say Chad posted more about it, I'm not just doing so for, pardon the pun, shits and giggles. It's demonstrably factual.

Making your baseless, petty accusation profoundly lazy, I might add.