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Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
#81
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:45 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 6:42 pm)It Is i Wrote: Why do I find it disturbing that my rep cherry got popped due to my responses in an anal sex thread? Thanks Jacob Tongue

You may find it disturbing. For me, it's a clear sign that one should spend more time hanging out in anal sex threads. I'm raking in the kudos today. LOL

Nothing gets a party going like a conversation about anal sex.

Anyway, that's what my grandma always said.
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#82
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:45 pm)Beccs Wrote: Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies and sick minds!

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#83
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 6:48 pm)It Is i Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 6:45 pm)Beccs Wrote: Welcome to the Dark Side. We have cookies and sick minds!

Wink Shades
BCookieCookieBS!

And some of us have those, too.

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#84
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
According to Christian bible, Jesus already died to save humanity from the fire of eternal hell. Thus all sins are forgiven the moment they were committed. If not, what the heck did fool die for?
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#85
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Hur hur.... Bewbs...

Quote:Thats only because you're a filthy sinful atheist.

Oh, wait.

That's just a rumor. I'm just rubbish at being a Christian. By the standards of most christians.

Seriously though. This strikes me as a classic example of when we bolt stuff we don't like onto religion and scream "GODSAIDIT"!!! A case could be made that the bible has a problem with homosexuality (although I think its a dodgy one). But anal sex? Between a man and a woman (for EG). This is nothing more than "I think its icky so therefor god must be against it".

It actually pisses me off as a christian that people do that. Unnatural my Aching arse. You want natural, lets see everyone stop bothering with medicine or tv or Forums. Then we can talk. Except obviously not online. Or on unnatural mobile phones.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#86
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 7:19 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: It actually pisses me off as a christian that people do that. Unnatural my Aching arse. You want natural, lets see everyone stop bothering with medicine or tv or Forums. Then we can talk. Except obviously not online. Or on unnatural mobile phones.

I see what you did there.

It seems odd to me that the detractor in this thread appealed to it's unworldly unnaturality - which seems a bit like saying it's unnaturally unnatural, or supernaturally unnatural, or something else entirely. My head is full of fuck.

I must need to get laid or something.
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#87
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 4:42 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: I think the technical term is 'cum dumpster', but I'll let you off. Wink


True, well, aside from all the posts where we've tried to explain to you that actually a lot of women do really like it. I guess the testimony of people who do like it isn't really good enough you.

So we'll say this. Who on this thread has been telling women what they do and don't like? Here's a clue, it's you.

Now what does that say? That you're a rapist? Probably a bit too extreme, but it does tell us that you're either a troll or your last sexual experience was when you were born.


Don't knock it till you've tried it! :-)

That's what you accuse anyone who disagrees with your viewpoints as being a troll. You guys posted this thread and when you get a 'crazy Christian's' view you go troll troll troll. I am not sorry for my views. If you want to harm your bodies by doing worldly thinks and treating women as 'cum dumpsters' then fine. Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.

No, people call other people Poe's and trolls because your viewpoint is so radical its difficult to believe you are a real person.

I was opted out of sex ed classes growing up (for religious reasons)p. As an adult I wanted to know if it can and does feel good and cause orgasm. It can and it does. I am a woman and I enjoy anal play. I ask for it.I want it. No ones forcing me to do it when I do, its of my own volition. Same for my friends who have done it and do so with every partner they have .
You say its un natural? what do you base this belief upon? Because I guarantee you don't base it upon nature-1500 well documented species (mostly with high functioning social structures) engage in homosexual sex as an integral part of their society. Are you going to tell me you deny evolution now?

I wanted to know just what you think are the health risks involved with anal sex that aren't involved in vaginal sex? Ones vagina can be torn, too. Ones anus and vagina can also hold a fist and forearm. Tearing has more to do with stretching the receptacle, and those who do it consensually know this. Obviously if someones never had sex before and they got raped, they might get a tear in either hole. Otherwise I would like you to provide proof of the statistics of people who go to the ER for a torn rectum not associated with rape.







Lastly, I'm a cum receptacle for my husband to be and I love it.Why are you so uptight? Have you ever even cum during sex?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#88
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 10:06 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(January 13, 2014 at 4:53 pm)Sinnersburninhell100 Wrote: That's what you accuse anyone who disagrees with your viewpoints as being a troll. You guys posted this thread and when you get a 'crazy Christian's' view you go troll troll troll. I am not sorry for my views. If you want to harm your bodies by doing worldly thinks and treating women as 'cum dumpsters' then fine. Don't whine to me when you tear something or end up in the ER.
Why are you so uptight? Have you ever even cum during sex?
Considering they are so fat that they can't use a smartphone effectively, they are probably too fat to have sex.



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#89
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
Weren't you the one sayin you needed to lose some weight? Thinking
You seem like a pot and kettle kinda guy.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#90
RE: Why are Christians so obsessed with Anal Intercourse?
(January 13, 2014 at 10:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Weren't you the one sayin you needed to lose some weight? Thinking
You seem like a pot and kettle kinda guy.
I can still use a smartphone fine. I'm not that fat.
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