David desires a woman named Bathsheba even though she’s married to one of David’s soldiers. SO they pumped uglies!. God then becomes extremely angry with David. Once the new couple has a child, God afflicts it with illness for a week before watching it die (2 Samuel 11), (2 samuel 12:14-25). Yet again, God exterminates an innocent baby for the actions of the father. And also makes men rape bathsheba. PLEASE TELL ME I READ THIS WRONG....NO I DIDNT.... explain it without the nonsense that god can do whatever he wants, hes loving, or that hes just... just an ass!
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For some reason Yahweh enjoys punishing people for the actions of others. It boggles the mind. From killing firstborns and cattle for the crimes of others, to telling a follower to kill his child to prove his loyalty, to killing a baby because one of his favorite people decided he deserved any woman he desired. Taken or not. Oh how mysterious this guy is.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  ![[Image: 50184.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.mememaker.net%2Fstatic%2Fimages%2Fmemes%2F50184.jpg)
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
This is one of those biblical tales where it ought to be apparent that it's a case of a primitive, superstitious culture attributing bad things happening to someone who does something disagreeable to their cultural mores to divine retribution.
That simple, obvious observation appears lost on fundamentalists, however.   Quote:ur comments just made me dumb!! Don't blame the comments, mate. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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