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I BET U DIDNT KNOW!!!
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I BET U DIDNT KNOW!!!
David desires a woman named Bathsheba even though she’s married to one of David’s soldiers. SO they pumped uglies!. God then becomes extremely angry with David. Once the new couple has a child, God afflicts it with illness for a week before watching it die (2 Samuel 11), (2 samuel 12:14-25). Yet again, God exterminates an innocent baby for the actions of the father. And also makes men rape bathsheba. PLEASE TELL ME I READ THIS WRONG....NO I DIDNT.... explain it without the nonsense that god can do whatever he wants, hes loving, or that hes just... just an ass!
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(January 13, 2014 at 2:53 pm)truthBtold Wrote: god can do whatever he wants, hes loving, or that hes just... just an ass!
The options Thinking

I'll take "Fucking With Humans" for $500 Alex.
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Rationalization from Drich in 3...2...1...
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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For some reason Yahweh enjoys punishing people for the actions of others. It boggles the mind. From killing firstborns and cattle for the crimes of others, to telling a follower to kill his child to prove his loyalty, to killing a baby because one of his favorite people decided he deserved any woman he desired. Taken or not. Oh how mysterious this guy is.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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This is one of those biblical tales where it ought to be apparent that it's a case of a primitive, superstitious culture attributing bad things happening to someone who does something disagreeable to their cultural mores to divine retribution.

That simple, obvious observation appears lost on fundamentalists, however.
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(January 13, 2014 at 3:46 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: [Image: 50184.jpg]

ur comments just made me dumb!!
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Quote:ur comments just made me dumb!!

Don't blame the comments, mate.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Quote:For some reason Yahweh enjoys punishing people for the actions of others.

Does it help that none of this shit ever happened?
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My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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