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Jesus is Dead
#11
RE: Jesus is Dead
Supposedly 500 people saw him after he came back, but unfortunately not one of them was literate. It took about ten years or so before Paul started writing about him.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: Jesus is Dead
Quote: It took about ten years or so before Paul started writing about him.

If ever.
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#13
RE: Jesus is Dead
(January 19, 2014 at 8:09 pm)orangebox21 Wrote: Teaching your child not to pray to so called dead people is forcing your own religious dogmatic practices upon your child. The very thing you abhor.

Pay ATTENTION:
In Cinjin's ORIGINAL POST he Wrote:The imprinting that christians do to their children (as was done to me) is disgusting and I'll have no part of it. Well, right up until some fucking christard attempts to put stupidity in my son's head.

Your sheep forced my hand. If you christards are going to infect my son with this horse shit, I'm going to have to counter it ... and even still, I was pretty god damn mild in my countermeasure. I didn't just come out and say, "Christians are fucking idiots."


Quote:Christians don't pray to the dead either.

You don't pray to anyone.

Quote:He is risen, He is risen indeed.

He's dead. Indeed if he ever lived at all is a long shot, but even if he did ... he's FUCKING dead!
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#14
RE: Jesus is Dead
Apparently there are at least 10 people who predate Jesus that had similar events happen. Also funnily enough the link shortened to say that Chris ate Jesus. As we all are to consume the flesh and blood of Christ.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#15
RE: Jesus is Dead
(January 19, 2014 at 7:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Time for the classic!

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Lol i count 3 kids their mum and 2 grandparents wonder where the kids dad is lol
Rants and Raves from an Ex-Christian http://walkofthemonkeyman.blogspot.co.uk/
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#16
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I kind of thought the guy at the far left was supposed to be the dad. Maybe because he's higher up in the shot. Then again, maybe the dad is grabbing the food. My family usually gets the food out, and when everyone is settled and ready, the pray then eat.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#17
RE: Jesus is Dead
(January 19, 2014 at 9:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I kind of thought the guy at the far left was supposed to be the dad. Maybe because he's higher up in the shot. Then again, maybe the dad is grabbing the food. My family usually gets the food out, and when everyone is settled and ready, the pray then eat.

Where does he sit lol. The guy to the left looks too young to date the woman or have kids of that age lol
Rants and Raves from an Ex-Christian http://walkofthemonkeyman.blogspot.co.uk/
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#18
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I honestly get what your saying I wouldn't want you teaching my kid anything. That said if she decided to be an atheist or even a Muslim I'd let them go. Per the parable of the lost son. If your kid wanted to goto church would you allow him to go? Or does your open minded atheism quickly close when you are faced with a religion you do not like?

Will you oppress your own sons life if he does not choose what you want for him?
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#19
RE: Jesus is Dead
(January 19, 2014 at 9:21 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I kind of thought the guy at the far left was supposed to be the dad. Maybe because he's higher up in the shot. Then again, maybe the dad is grabbing the food. My family usually gets the food out, and when everyone is settled and ready, the pray then eat.

I thought you were an "anti-theist"
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#20
RE: Jesus is Dead
Yes I'm an anti-theist, so I just bow my head and wait. I have religious family members that like to pray before meals, and I'm not going to raise a huge fuss just because my views changed.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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