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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!

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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 16, 2014 at 10:32 am
I'm sure pack animals would have thicker bones from a lifetime of carrying loads. Domesticated camel legs would be thicker.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
February 16, 2014 at 5:06 pm
I'm sure there's a joke about Ann Widdecombe in there somewhere. Wish I wasn't such a gentleman.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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