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RE: Christians IN Hell
March 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
(This post was last modified: March 17, 2014 at 1:56 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
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(March 6, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: According to the fairy tale the 144,000 are supposed to be special Jews. So how did JWs get to be special Jews?
From what I remember in the bible it says that 144,000 Jewish male virgins will go to Heaven. Which counts me out because I'm not Jewish and not a virgin. I can only guess that if there's a Star Trek convention in Israel, chances are pretty good for them.
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RE: Christians IN Hell
March 17, 2014 at 2:34 pm
(March 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: From what I remember in the bible it says that 144,000 Jewish male virgins will go to Heaven.
Revelations does some number-shuffling, stating that there would be 12,000 chosen from each of the 12 houses of Israel (or something like that) and specifically mentions a group of 144,000. But Revelations is full of all sorts of batshit insanity and like the rest of the Bible, you can interpret it any number of ways. The JWs have a number of beliefs that are significantly different from mainstream Christianity, which they use as a way of proving that they're the One True Faith, and which the other denominations use as a way of proving that you should never double-down on stupid.
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