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Come to church, get a gun
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Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 5:58 pm
Imagine the panic if that was the local mosque!
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:01 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2014 at 6:01 pm by Mr. Moncrieff.)
Do these people possess any fucking brains?

Such a ridiculous and idiotic premise upon which to hang a religion...








And they give guns away too.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:02 pm
Yup...cause 'jesus' is a gun nut.

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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:04 pm
Turn thou thine other magazine.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Step 1: Implant crazy-ass ideas into the mark's brain.
Step 2: Give the mark a gun.
Step 3: Profit.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:06 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 6:04 pm)It Is i Wrote: Turn thou thine other magazine.

Let he who is without sin, fire the first bullet.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm
I would totally go to church for a free gun.
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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:12 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm)No_God Wrote: I would totally go to church for a free gun.

Brings a whole new outlook to the publication "Watchtower."

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RE: Come to church, get a gun
March 4, 2014 at 6:15 pm
(March 4, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote:
(March 4, 2014 at 6:08 pm)No_God Wrote: I would totally go to church for a free gun.

Brings a whole new outlook to the publication "Watchtower."

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